New Years Eve

New Years Eve I have to say is quite exhausting. Not like Christmas (after you're done decorating, and shopping that is). You keep getting these bloody invitations to all of these different "New Years Parties". It's absolutely insane. There are too many to count. I'm sure Padfoot is worse off than me considering so many girls are in love with him *Padfoot gives a saucy grin*. *sigh* Jeez mate you really should stop leading them all on. Anyway, just posting to wish everyone a happy new year!

-Moony

Holiday Stuff

This holiday stuff is exhausting! First there's the cleaning, then the cooking, then the shopping, and having to keep secret what you bought (Which the magnificent Padfoot isn't good about unless it's required for a prank-ish gift)... The worst part is that every year you count down the days until Christmas, AND THEN IT'S OVER! In an hour! Days of counting down and then it comes to an abrupt stop. No more Christmas Cheer. No one giving Padfoot presents. At least this year I don't have to go back to my parent's house, the "most ancient and noble house of Black"... Ancient and Noble my....

There is one thing exciting though, and that's the actual celebrating part. Who doesn't like to sit there while others hand you presents!? I must go search out my gifts! My muggle family isn't very skilled at the art of hiding things. *cackle* I shall find you yet, presents! *Accio Padfoot's Presents!* By the way, Harold has learned Silent Night (courtesy of Prongs and Moony...) and never shuts his trap! Unless we're around my muggle parents! Then the damn thing won't say a thing! They think I'm off my bloody rocker! I'll get you two...

-Padfoot (And Harold, who is covered in duct tape, in a box filled with padding, under my bed. Hehe)

We wrote this on our way to school!!!!

I forgot to put this in my last post about 2 minutes ago. Moony, Padfoot and I wrote a song. I know scary right? It goes to the rhythm of "Jingle Bells"

Jingle Bells (Marauder style!)

[Chorus]

Jingle Bells, Moony smells,

Prongs can't get a date,

Padfoot misses teasing Snape,

and acts just like an ape (oh!)

Muggle pranks, new tails to yank,

teachers will go mad!!

With Marauders in their midst,

who would think we're bad?

[end chorus]

We are gone, all is wrong,

Hogwarts must be bored,

Mcgonagall can give a test,

No pranks in corridors! (oh!)

(Repeat first part of chorus)

Red Mountain gets a treat,

Marauders they get to meet,

high schoolers beware,

Marauders in your hair!!

Look out for cherry bombs,

the teachers that do wrongs,

like giving homework on spring break,

(Moony and Padfoot) Prongs still can't get a date!

(Prongs) Hey!

[Chorus]

Jingle bells, Moony smells,

Prongs can't get a date,

Padfoot misses teasing Snape,

and acts just like an ape (oh!)

Muggle pranks, new tails to yank,

teachers will go mad!!

With Marauders in their midst,

who would think we're bad?

[end chorus]

Moony's nose is in a book,

girls give him funny looks,

with evil sweater taunting him,

Prongs and Padfoot win!

(Moony) Damn!

[Chorus]

Jingle bells, Moony smells,

Prongs can't get a date,

Padfoot misses teasing Snape,

and acts just like an ape (oh!)

Muggle pranks, new tails to yank,

teachers will go mad!!

With marauders in their midst,

who would think we're bad?

[end chorus]

Padfoot is so vain,

the girls don't see the same,

he has a date each night,

and blows it every time!

Harold's learning hymns,

Padfoot gets no sleep,

that stupid pen can't hold a tune,

Now Padfoot has to weep!

(Padfoot) *sigh*

[Chorus]

Jingle bells, Moony smells,

Prongs can't get a date,

Padfoot misses teasing Snape,

and acts just like an ape (oh!)

Muggle pranks, new tails to yank,

teachers will go mad!!

With marauders in their midst,

who would think we're bad?

[end chorus]

Merry Christmas from the loveable Marauders!!!!!

Christmas with Diablo....

Well, sorry Padfoot, that sounds um....it sounds....interesting? No that's not the right word for it....HILARIOUS!!! That's it! :D

Like Padfoot I've taken it upon myself to name this damn talking Spanish dictionary. And it has been rightfully named Diablo. Fits right? Well I'm actually going to defend it a little bit because it is actually a big help. Let me explain...

At our beloved Red Mountain, we had midterms on Tuesday and today. My midterms in Spanish were today, and if you haven't already guessed, I wasn't even prepared. Well this is were Diablo came in. I would read the question out loud (the test was in all Spanish) and stare at it until I decided to follow my instincts and choose a random answer. After about the 5th time I did this, the dictionary screamed out, "!Eres un idioto! !La pregunta es no dificil! !Es A estupido!" which translates to, "Your and idiot! The question isn't dificult! Its A stupid!" (I asked Moony).

Oh yeah, I was surprised. I just looked at it for a second and circled A. I got the best score on the midterm!! Maybe this thing isn't so bad....*hears the dictionary teaching Harold "Feliz Navidad"*

....never mind*covers ears* neither of the things can hold a tune...

Prongs

Vacation at last.

Not that I don't love school, its just when vacation comes around you tend to get into the spirit of things. It's our fist Chritsmas with our muggle families and I'm betting that Padfoot is celebrating not having to go back to the house of Blacks. *Shudders* Your family is quite scary on the holidays mate... They never smile, its a bit desturbing actually. First we have Christmas then new years! Padfoot just remember not to drink to much alcohol. Think back to the fire whiskey incident at our fifth year...that was interesting. It is a shame though that the full moon has to be ON christmas eve and all...that'll be fun to explain to my muggle family. Anyway, Just posting to wish everyone a happy holiday and by the way Harlod(Padfoots pen)that was an excelent job during Padfoot's interview. (Padfoot: That was you?!) I told you I was going to get you back at some point mate, now we're even. If only I could get that damned sweater to stop stalking me...*sigh*

-Moony

Job Interview

So as the magnificent Padfoot is sixteen and looking to have some spare money these here holiday seasons, I figured I had better get a job. The application was in, and I had landed myself an interview. One problem. Both Harold and my wand had managed to make it to my back pocket.

So as I stood in front of the manager, fighting to keep the evil forces at bay, he asks me why he should hire me. Why shouldn't he hire me? I, the amazing, inventive, and devilishly charming Padfoot could give him a million reasons why I was perfect. Not one minute into the speech and that bloody pen starts screaming out its latest song!!! This obnoxious noise sends the wand into fits, it begins sparking, IN MY BACK POCKET! I run yelling out of the office, give a silent Aguamenti, and walk back in...Completely soaked head to toe. God knows why, but the manager just looks at me and says kind'a befuddled (which is a phenomenal word!), "Umm... We'll call you."

So wouldn't you guess, the irrepressible Padfoot finds himself at home, jobless, but unfortunately not alone. Sigh...

-Padfoot

Evil spanish dictionary!!!!

Wow its been a while since i posted!

Well to elaborate on the title of this post, Moony (getting revenge for that damned talking sweater...) gave me a new Spanish dictionary because mine "mysteriously" disappeared, so of coarse I took it graciously. Well, as soon as I tried to use it the damn thing started yelling at me!!! In Spanish!!! And I had no idea what it was saying!!!! Imagine my surprise when my teacher came over and asked me how I knew all those Spanish swear words!! I bet you can guess what i got out of that....Yeah a weeks worth of lunch detention!!!!

Oh and that isn't even the worst of it! It keeps yelling out this word um...."terea" what the hell does that mean????? I've been trying to have a conversation with it, but it doesn't really help that I can't speak a word of Spanish!!!

So finally....I tried to shut it up. Lets just say, it didn't respond well to that. All I did was try and tape it shut!! Then it attacked me!! It nearly broke my nose because it wouldn't let go!!! And guess what Moony did....sat there and laughed.

Well its not as bad as Padfoot's talking pen, which, I must say, is a horrible singer!!!

Prongs

Evil sweater...BLEH!

Never, ever take a gift from Padfoot and Prongs. Never, ever, ever think that they are giving it to you out of the kindness of their hearts a few WEEKS before Christmas. Do you want to know how I know this? I know all of this because Padfoot and Prongs, "out of the kindness of their hearts". They gave me a new sweater... Sure it looks harmless enough but when you put it on guess what it does? It puts you down in every possible way. It comments about your figure, your self esteem, anything that it can pick up on it does. Oh, and when I finally thought it was over pretty brown haired girl was getting cold in class so I graciously handed her my enchanted sweater, or so I thought the enchantment had worn off, and guess what it said to her...

sweater, "You're fat, ugly, and have no self esteem... No wonder you don't have a boyfriend!"

Yeah, now guess who she thinks said it? ME!! Padfoot...Prongs both of you are so dead when I get my hands on you. But not quite yet... I need to think... Think of something that will effect both of you... Maybe something at school...*evil grin* Oh, the possibilities.

-Moony

Enchanted Pen of Doom!

To clarify yesterday's rather scattered rant-de-pen, let us start with It Is All Moony's Fault! For my birthday a few months ago, Moony bought me a simple pen. A plain, black, fountain pen. The other day I randomly pulled a pen out for class. It started yelling at me when I took the cap off! All of the months of insults for undone homework just came pouring out in the middle of math! It yelled and used more swear words than even my dear mum knows, and it kept it up until lunch... Finally fed up, I threw the damned thing on the ground and stomped on it. It screamed! And then started spewing red ink! It's a black pen!

So now, I finally shut it up about the homework, only for it to discover that it has a lovely singing voice. Like cats trying to belt bloody opera. My teachers are now convinced that I'm a high soprano... Who is excessicvely fond of the Wizard of Oz.

-Padfoot, and Harold (the pen.)

Pencils, Causing Dual Personalities since Padfoot started using them...

Pencils and Pens. They really are captivating. And I'm not just saying that because Moony and Prongs walked in on a conversation between myself and a talking pen and I need a cover story... So muggles don't use quills, so they have a talking pen instead! It even does your homework for you! Except that Moony spelled mine to yell at me about homework... For some odd and incomprehensible reason, my teachers think that I'm insane because I talk to it, but it talks back! Really it does! But the most phenomenal thing about these pencils is that they erase! And the pens never run out of ink! Why don't they use these at Hogwarts?

-Oh Magnificent One (Or Padfoot if you really prefer it...)

2 1/2 weeks of school left

Only 2 1/2 weeks of the first muggle semester are left. Its amazing how quickly it went by. Padfoot is all upset because he, amazingly, still has not found a girl. Sure he dates enough of them but he can't seem to settle down with someone. O well, I can't say the same for the dating thing. Pretty brown haired girl is still just a friend and I like it like that. I have been focusedon scholl and I am proud to say that I have staight A's! The same cannot be said for Prongs (LEVICORPUS!)Haha I'm just messing with you mate. Thats enough of the news and I have to go do my school work ;)!

-Moony

Thanksgiving!!!

I have to say that I really like this holiday! Turkey and pie and stuffing galore!! I think I've gained about 5 pounds! But it is worth it!

I have to go, my muggle "dad" wants me to do some "male bonding" with him. Which consists of us watching some bizzar form of Quidditch. Lots of guys running into each other, knocking each other over and trying to get a strangely shaped ball....

Prongs

Thanksgiving

Is worthy of the Padfoot Seal of Approval! It's fantastic. I lay around the house while everyone around me cooks and cleans, and then we all eat! It's a day celebrating eating! What could be better (besides a day celebrating Padfoot)? And better yet is that the family is mixing a little Christmas in with their eating-day and celebrating Thanksmas! Woot! Time for food!

-Padfoot, the Official Thanksmas Lover

HAPPY THANKSGIVING!

Happy Thanksgiving everybody! A full day of eating(almost). Padfoots is definately having a fun time. Well anyway have a fun time mates I'm gonna go eat pumpkin pie!

-Moony

I'm Baaaaaaack!!!

Aren't you happy? I'm finally back!

Well thanksgiving is coming up this Thursday! I'm excited! The muggle family I'm staying with might go to Palm Springs, California! That sounds amazing!

Thanksgiving is one of this families favorite holidays. You get to stuff yourself silly with food and then sit and talk for hours. Hmmmmm.......sounds fun. Especially the "stuffing yourself silly with food" part!

Yeah Padfoot...Grandma Black was pretty.....well.....um......no comment....

Well I'm off!

Prongs

*cough, cough, weeze*

Having a cold is not Padfoot-friendly! Muggle medicine is icky and doesn't work... I miss Madam Pomfrey. And Prongs, you can start posting again. You wouldn't leave our beloved blog to die would you?

So far the Milky Way Militia had not made any advances, and with the gathering of our troops they will soon be crushed!

The Grandma of my muggle family has come to visit for the holiday (much better than when Grandma Black used to come over...) So I must go and be spoiled by Grandma-y affection. Adios.

-Padfoot

The Butterfinger Battalion?

Padfoot, you can't seriously be starting a candy war can you? I know I am the giggly jellow general, and I'll fight with you if it ever comes to tha, but seriously mate... Other than that the whole High School rock thing is pretty accurate. Padfoot you are not hexing your subs. Lets see... Prongs is a pansy, thats already been established... And nothing else really. *sigh* Its been a boring weekend.

-Moony

Prongs and Pictures

Since Prongs is being a pansy, I changed the poll to last only a few more days. High School rules! (Well, aside from the homework, and the teachers, and the classes...) So here are some new pictures to update you on the well-being of your beloved Padfoot-

Pudding, in a cup! Got this during 3rd period.

Noodles in a cup! Also during 3rd period...

Donut, not in a cup! (I wonder if anyone has invented that yet..) Once again during 3rd period. What? I get hungry!

The muggles have Bertie Botts! Not exactly the same as wizard ones but they still have the favorites like vomit and black pepper. (They even have chocolate frogs, that don't move... T_T)

The list of teachers in need of pranking has expanded! Subs, the root of all evil, must be annihilated. In other Padfoot-alicious news, the Butterfinger Battalion has formed to join the dessert war! Which side will they choose? Or will they choose to fight for the dessert crown as a separate party?!? Dun Dun Duuuuuuun!

To be continued... And coming up next, the Padfoot Show!

-Padfoot

I'm not lazy...

I am not lazy. I am far from lazy. This whole internet thing is the problem. The family that so graciously took me in has also supplied me with a computer. Granted its kind of old, but it was a nice gesture. Unfortunately the wireless internet that they have supplied me with doesn't always like to work. I'm sure most muggle people have this problem. Stupid me, I was unable to fix it the muggle way and being my forgetful self I left my wand at Padfoots house. For those of you who don't know Padfoot, you have escaped the chaos known as his room. Once you leave something in Padfoots room it, unfortunately and somehow, disapears. So I just got my wand back this morning (no thanks to Padfoot who was considering making me beg for his enjoyment). But now I have gotten it back and am now able to post again. Prongs on the other hand is standing firm on his declaration of not posting till Padfoot stops with the polls. (He doesn't understand why Padfoot can't put my name on them instead of his.) Sorry mate but you're just more fun to make fun of. *Leviocorpus! Mwahahahahahahaha*

-Moony

Dead..

Man this place is dead! AND SO IS PADFOOT! Prongs is boycotting blogging because of yon poll, created by moi, that is for some reason considered offensive by our prancing friend. Moony is just lazy. But I, the amazing Pudding Prince of the Pudding Pirates, shall not leave my loyal fans! By the by, a war has erupted between we Pudding Pirates and the Milky Way Militia. These disastrous fiends actually believe that Milky Way is better than Pudding. Bah! But the Pudding Pirates, allying with our arch enemies the Jello Jigglers, shall once again come out victorious!

Halloween is a day of much wonder and greatness! Not only is there CANDY involved, but plenty of pranking goodness! One such prank: For my costume, I was going to go as my shining self. However one of our enemies, from back in the time of blogwars, came to our muggle city. This enemy had thought that the magnificent Padfoot was a short, fat, "slightly homosexual" guy. So of course, I had to meet him. But of course, Padfoot never makes a less than memorable entrance. Thanks to Moony's potions-classroom-in-a-box that he calls "only essentials", we had all of the ingredients to make a polyjuice potion! It took a month, but it was ready just in time to pull a prank! One strand of pretty blond haired girl's hair, add a dash of short skirt, and off I went to the party where I was to meet said enemy. A month of prep. time was soooo worth it.

-Padfoot *cackle*

Haha..

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha... OK I'm done I sware. I'm not like Pafoot afterall. Sorry Prongs but this poll is just to funny. The worst thing that anyone could call you is Prongs?? Thats just hilarious (Liberacorpus!) *crashes into wall*!! Thats just uncalled for mate! Jeez... so violent these days...

-Moony

Humpety Dumpety Had a Great Fall

You are both prats, whether you dress as such or not. Only added to the fact that Prongs can't stand on his own feet (or hooves). Sorry mate, but the memorable fall-up the stairs will always be my favorite. Or maybe the falling out of your seat when the fire bell rang? Ah, I do love causing fires... The chaos. The fact that every time an alarm goes off, Prongs jumps and squeaks worse than Wormtail... Incendio, anyone?

I must say that I am very much admiring my new shrine. And at Halloween, I instruct that all of my Pudding Minions shall lay offerings of candy at its feet. Speaking of my favorite holiday (aside from Christmas I suppose, or National Padfoot Day aka My Birthday) I am still unsure of what to dress as. Then again, going as myself would be the most awe inspiring costume of all. Eh, maybe I will dress as the god Star Buck, and demand sweet chocolaty drink from my worshippers! Or as the Pudding Prince! So many possibilities....

-Padfoot

Sorry...

Sorry for not posting I was having... computer issues. Anyway, Prongs is injured? Really?! (Aguamenta!) That is not not cool mate! Wait is that why, when I stepped on your foot, you hit me and, to my surprise, gave me a dead arm?? Haha, sorry mate but you really have to stop dressing like such a prat, then maybe I would take you seriously *Grins*.

-Moony

Injured?!?!

Yes, unfortunately it's true. I the amazingly athletic Prongs, am injured. (Though I did have my share of Quidditch injuries in the past, with those all I had to do was go to Madam Pomfrey and I would be fixed up right away) The thing is, with muggle injuries is they take a while to heal...

Well the details on my injuries are, I twisted my ankle, I have a contusion on my knee (for those of you that don't know, that's when the bone is bruised directly), and all my weight came down on my wrist when I went to dive for a ball.

I know, I know, your all so worried about me. Well don't fret I'll be up and running again soon! Actually all I really have to do is, put and ankle, knee and wrist brace on, and then I can still play! I know that's probably not the smartest thing, but "no pain, no gain" right??

Well it's time to ice my injuries so I'll post again when I can!

Prongs

I'm Ba-ack! **Dun Dun Duuuuun!**

Aren't you all so glad? The great Padfoot has returned from vacation (And a mighty fine vacation it has been)! However, I was most displeased to find that my shrine had not been built, and I actually had to finish it myself (well... my magic and I...).

The beauty of vacation is that you don't have to behave yourself... And the beauty of Mexico is that they don't card, and when you get in trouble for illegally setting off fireworks, you can give any name that you want to! The Notorious James Potter strikes again! And all of the people you meet are very...intellectually enlightening? (*cough*girls in bikinis*cough*).

But alas, I must be back to my frequently packed social life. And to all of you (Moony, Prongs and Readers) who have been nagging me, I am not as hopeless a womanizer as you think I am (*cough*). The girl previously mentioned in my post about the evils of homework in relation to dates has not been harmed in the making of this blog (I think...), and I am always a perfect gentleman! *Moony and Prongs laugh* *Levicorpus*

-Padfoot

Break!!!

I agree that it the concert was interesting. But I'm not sure comparing it to a wizard concert is the right thing to do. I mean seriously? (NO not Siriusly!) Wizarding concerts aren't as civil as muggle concerts. Generally at a wizarding concert people take out there wands and stun the people in front of them to get to the stage *grins at Padfoot* remember that Moony?? Other than that yeah it was pretty much the same!

I had no baseball practice durring which meant that I finally had a chance to just relax. Which basically means I slept all weekend. *grins*

So how was Mexico Padfoot? Were you good? Because I don't want a call from the police saying that "I" destroyed something on the beach. (It's happened before because if he gets in trouble he runs away screaming "You'll never catch me! The famous James Potter!!") I have my wand back too so don't think that I'm afraid to hex you.

Well I'm off to baseball practice...*sighs* Well break was fun while it lasted...

Prongs

Break...

So October break was... interesting. I have to say (and I think that Prongs will agree with me right mate?) that the concerts that they have here are surprisingly alot like the ones they have in the wizarding world. Tons of people all crowed to see the same artist. Some crazier than others in actuality(*cough, cough* Padfoot). Anyway Padfoot completely missed this one... you really missed out mate...

-Moony

October Break Strikes!

I'm sorry to tell you, my devoted comrades and worshippers, that I will be departing this morning to Mehiko (spelled Mexico, said Mehiko). So while I laze on the beach and enjoy my blissful time away, you are welcome to sit here and stare at this last post, wondering what you could have done to stop me from leaving. Well I'll tell you to save you the time of wondering... YOU COULD HAVE VOTE FOR PUDDING!!!

So now that the brain-work has been performed for you, feel free to become mindless, uninteresting zombies until I get back. However, don't allow mourning to get in the way of building my shrine (I expect it to be done by the time I get home). Accio Backpack! Tchao me 'earties.

-Padfoot, has left the building.

So tired...

So tired... I figured I might as well post while I'm on the Internet.

The Internet is a wonderful muggle invention don't you think? For one it has tons of different "search engines" which, I have to say, make doing these muggle reports that much easier.

So I went to "Payson" with Prongs this weekend (sorry for the sudden change of subject, and sorry Padfoot you're just not important enough mate). And for Arizona it gets pretty cold here. Granted not nearly as cold as it would have gotten at Hogwarts but still pretty damn cold.

Other than that nothing is really happening. Me and pretty brown haired girl are just really good friends (even though she has admitted that my accent is "pretty darn adorable"). She says that shes been waiting for this one guy for three year, but doesn't think he's going to cut right now. After all it is high school...

-Moony

I'm Back!

Hey! Sorry for taking so long to post! (especially to you Padfoot! It must be tough running this blog by yourself.)

Padfoot, I forgot to ask, how was the date? Were you a gentleman, or were you the crazy skirt chasing guys that we all know and tolerate as usual? I hope your were nice to her. She seemed nice, even though it would definitely be safe to call her the rebound girl for pretty blond haired girl...Well, to say the least don't hurt her feelings too much, she seems like she'd be good at making are lives miserable. (She seems to have a lot of influence with people and I've heard her talking about our blog. That might explain all the votes. She could probably get people to not read the blog too...)

Well, lets see, what is going on in my little old life...Pretty much nothing my baseball team went up to a place called "payson" this weekend for a "tournament" to say the least we lost. XD Yeah not good. The team caipton, or "coach", made us run 10 laps. Not very fun. Well that's it for now.

Prongs

Transformers!

Now that I have experienced the wonders of the movie theatre, and this so called "Transformers," I continually turn around expecting my toaster to become a super high-tech robot. But alas, no awe-inspiring robot-wonder yet.

Bleh! Scarlet Letter is the root of all evil! First we were forced into reading the book, then there were questions, and now they dare to give the magnificent Padfoot an essay! And on the same night as a date! Don't these people keep a copy of my social schedule so that they can plan around it!?! If not, then they certainly should. This is the last time that Padfoot must cut short dinner and a movie for the detestable act of "homework"!

-Padfoot

♪♫ We Are the Champions ♪♫

Woot! I tied for first! (not quite as awe-inspiring as winning but...)

Muggle exams are borbant (boring in Francais). Everything is so easy that it leaves my maliciously inclined mind to wander in many dangerous directions. Like dropping shoes on heads as people pass under the bridges... Or throwing sharp pencils at balloons... Or making Moony's hair turn pink whenever he blushes...Or making Prongs spew jingle bell noises everytime he attempts to speak. Sigh, oh the possibilities *evil grin*.

But at least All Hallows Eve and its pranking goodness will be here soon. Only one more month! And the Movie Fright Fest at the local movie theatre should be brilliant!

Prongs keeps abandoning me for "baseball" so I went to a theatre thing with Moony. Casting for the new show should be up later tonight.

Blonde haired girl! I miss her...!!! Ok, I'm done. Time to move onto my next mission! There are still more women in the sea, and it definitely adds to the appeal of muggle girls that they can't hex me if they get angry.

-Padfoot

Padfoot and Moony...

I have a theory that Padfoot and Moony are torturing me about being venison because they have finally lost interest in all other things...Maybe if I find them new girls to chase they'll stop....?? *sigh*

Raise you hand if you feel like exams in the muggle world are harder than exams in the wizarding world. *Padfoot, Moony and Prongs all raise their hands* Good I didn't want to be the only one....The reason I ask is because I have 4 exams tomorrow and I'm not prepared for any of them! To bad I can't use my wand during class hours....

Just a thought...Pretty blond haired girl and Football player are very cute together....

Well I'm off to Baseball practice again....I'll post soon!

Prongs

These polls are ridiculous...

How in the bloody hell is wormtail winning in this whole favorite marauders poll?? Shame on anyone who has voted for that traitor. Come to think of it... He doesn't even post on this blog! Atleast I am beating Prongs, *grins evily* but most people would like to eat him. Haha just messing with you mate*dodges the tinking hex*. *Sheepish grin* Nobody really wants to eat you mate calm down. Anyway judging from the polls, it looks like we have more fans than when we started. Keep on reading and please don't get corrupted by these two (though I'm farely sure thats to late).

-Moony

Pudding Minions, UNITE!

Yay! Pudding minions have restored the order of the world! Pudding shall once again rule the universe and my plots for world domination... erm. You don't need to know that. Keep the votes comin' mates! We still have a few more days to choose the most popular Marauder!

-Padfoot

(Erm, ignore the world domination comment. Lets just say, if I told you, I would have to kill you.)

Betrayal, Of The Acutest Kind

My own creations have betrayed me... Not only am I losing the most popular Marauder poll, but Pudding is losing the favorite food poll!!!!! What kind of monsters have we attracted to this blog with our dashing looks and charming personalities (not to mention our perfectly composed sense of humor and intelligence) !??!

Sigh. And another blow to my ego, I have lost pretty blonde haired girl. Oh well (I've been told that I recover insensitively quickly) there are enough fish in the sea to have one (or more) on each arm!

And to all of you who didn't vote that pudding was your favorite food, I scorn you!

-Padfoot

By the way, Prongs is way better at Guitar Hero than Moony is. No offense meant but... You both kind of suck. *runs and hides from the wrath of hexes*

I resent this...

Whoes idea was this new poll? Moony? PADFOOT!!!! You are the worst!! C'mon can't you give me a break? Shame on all those people who are voting for venison! Padfoot I found my wand, and you are so going to get it!

On less annoying terms, *glares at Padfoot* us marauders are getting more and more popular aren't we? (By the way who changed all their votes to Wormtail??) I feel so loved! *Pretends to bask in the glow of love* Well fans keep it coming! We're loving it! Notice the silent pun.

Well its time for me to be off! I'll post soon!

Prongs

Flagstaff, The Final Frontier

So maybe not the final, but certainly newer and frontier-ier than anything lately. My muggle family decided that we should take a jaunt up to see yon "Flag Staff". It was a three hour ride in this dinky non-flying car, With NO PUDDING! Then they suggest that we visit (as they call it) "The Holy Star Buck".

Now obviously, this Star Buck must be a magnificent god of sort, because we stopped at the gargantuan shrine called Star Buck's. (<----Blatantly unoriginal name if you ask me.) How many Star Buck Worshippers can gather in one place?!? I mean there are temples on every corner yet this one still manages to remain full! All of the loyal devotees gets into line to make there offering to the priests and priestesses in the temple and in exchange, are given the frothy drink that keeps you awake all day and night (most likely so they can do secret midnight rituals...) Some people it seems, even visit the shrine every morning to pay tribute. I must say that despite the ceremony and junk, this holy frothy drink tasted like chocolate and coffee to moi... Eh, Pudding is still better.
-Padfoot (Who is still a pudding worshipper)

*ahem*

Well I think we all know who's going to win this poll. (No matter how much we don't want to admit it.) I'm currently in Padfoots messy room.

Well I haven't posted in a while have I? I'll tell you why. My very strict teachers have been loading me with homework for the past few days and I haven't been able to find any time to come on and post.

I see that Moony's actually posted for once! Lets all have a round of applause for Moony!! *Claps enthusiastically* Somehow Moony has found his way into drama club...I bet your asking, "Why isn't Padfoot in drama club?" I think its because Padfoot gets too easily distracted to pay attention to one thing at a time.

Well we're currently watching a very addicting show and it's on pause. (And I must say it's very frustrating.) Well I must go. I'll post as soon as mentally possible.

Prongs

The Ruler of the Polls

I just had to take the time to bask in the spectacular warmth of domination. Do you see yon poll? Well that poll shows that 7 dedicated viewers have discovered the wonder that is Padfoot, and have chosen correctly in thinking that I am much cooler than you two! Woot Woot!

-Padfoot, the irrepressible

Its finally over.

Ok, now that "post-like-a-pirate-week" is over, I have deemed it safe to post. Padfoot please do not make fun of how horrible I am at said Guitar Hero. Ask the game itself, I had a very good heartfelt attempt and you know it! Anyway, I have found this new type of water. It is amazing, this "Propel". It is very much like...hmmm, i don't think that there is anything to compare it to in the wizarding world...scary...

-Moony

Guitar Hero! and the End of Pirate-Posts

Unfortunately, now that it is Tuesday, Pirate-Postiness is no more. And also on the downside, this means that I must share the Padfoot Power Hour with Prongs and Moony (who refused to post as long as it was post like a pirate week). But don't forget, International Talk Like a Pirate day is tomorrow!

On another topic, I once posted about the boring safeness of one "video game". Behold! Yon Guitar Hero! (No, it's not a bod picture...You have a bad brain...yeah...that's it.) Moony pretty much sucks and Prongs is too busy with "baseball" to come play with us, but I rock! Woot Woot!!! Anyway, Prongs and Moony have just come into my holy palace to fetch me for school =P.

-Padfoot

...Pirate talk is hard

I be postin' today mate so don't say that I be slackin' on me duties. I'm sorry, but me learners have been firin' cannon balls of homework at me. I shall be gettin' back at them as soon as school be stared on Monday. My feet be hurtin' mightily after that damned tournament of baseball! Arrg talkin' like a pirate be hard for me so I shall be signing off now. (Sorry it was such a short post! Padfoot I know you'll be mad at me, but not all of us are as skillfully gifted at talking like a pirate as you are! Notice the subtle suck up)

Prongs

ARRR!

Arr! Well it be seemin' that the lads, Moony an' Prongs, be slackin' in their duties for our blog. An' it also may seem that there be mutiny in my crew, what with Moony postin' in plain english an' all. Now don't forget yeh loyal admirers of us strappin' marauders that official "Talk Like A Pirate Day" be comin' up this Wednesday. So I want to be seein' all of you (especially you lassies *wink*) wearin' your plunderin' garb. Argh!

-El Capitan Padfoot

(By the way, make sure to check out the link to "Pastafarians" if you are 'not religiously inclined'. You'll be amused.)

Padfoot Thinks...

I think that the only way to do it is combined. Woah, This serious blogginess has left Padfoot...dare we say it...thinking? This must cease!

The magnificent Padfoot declares the rest of the week "Post Like A Pirate Week" to break up the monotony of boringness! So ye had best be postin' like a pirate now lads and lassies, including ye who be commentin' on the blog. Arr! Time to plunder me some pudding from the galley. Enjoy, gents.

-Padfoot (The Pudding Pirate)

hmmm...

Hmmm...I like that Prongs is finally indebted to me. Actually I am in favor for the the streaking through the campus one but I also like the paint and feather idea(and yes those ideas are both from Padfoot). Hmmm... the possibilities...

-Moony

Thanks

Thanks Padfoot. I know it was sort of getting annoying for both you and Moony, too. I'm sorry I caused all that. I feel really horrible for it. I brought you guys into something that shouldn't have even started in the first place.

I'm officially in both of your debts for putting up with it! I'll do anything so that I can make that up to you!

Prongs

Enough!

The great dictator of muggles, Padfoot, declares an end to this uber-boring hate fest. As much as I love havoc, this is just going overboard. No one comes onto a Marauders blog looking for boring feuds! Fun talk is much preferred. So from now until I am dethroned (which shall be never) this Fan vs. Prongs battle is ended in a draw.

To lighten the mood and give you all an idol picture to worship, here is me in grim form. Aren't I adorable?

-Padfoot (who is soo winning the popularity poll! Wootwoot!)

This is for the person who obviously can't take a joke...

*Teary eyed* Moony I didn't know you cared so much! (My suggestion still stands) But since it's bothering this Connor character I shall no longer refer to the football player as anything, unless somebody else posts about him before me. (But if that makes him happy I'm probably going to take that back...) *Grins evilly at Connor* Hope you enjoy those gummy bears!

"On my way to where the air is sweet. Can you tell me how to get, how to get to Sesame Street?"

Mwuahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

OK I'm done. But Moony, make sure those gummy bears last extra long for our little fan...*smiles innocently*

Prongs

I'm not so sure about this "Connor" character

Personally I'm not so sure about this Connor character. Maybe its because he seems like a pompous moron, maybe its because hes a Padfoot fan(they always creeped me out for some reason), or maybe its because hes insulting my best mate(GRRRR). Though I fairly sure its a combination of all three. So lets deduce this shall we... hes a pompous moron who is a majorly scary Padfoot fan and who's picking on my best mate. Hey Padfoot I'm sorry but I'm gonna have to hex your friend

(Padfoot:*excitedly* MAKE HIM TINK!!!)
(Prongs:*darkly* Enchant gummy bears to sing "Mr.Rogers Neighborhood" or "Sesame Street" *Sunny Days, sweeping the clouds away...* On second thought, make it Sesame Street!)

-Moony

Blog Wars

A. What the hell is a pudding minion?

B. Why was I one?

C. Why would I want to be one?

D. Yeah the new name is sooooo much better.

E. The pretty blonde-haired girl is going to murder you

F. What loyal fans?

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Our loyal fan, who you may have seen posting comments now and then, has decided to start a blog war with us magnificent ones here on the "Padfoot and Prongs Show" (sorry Moon). So in due response:

A pudding minion is part of my elite army of pudding worshippers.
You are one because I say so.
You want to be one because...well who wouldn't want to be one!?!
All of our loyal fans who read this blog and fawn over us at school a.k.a. EVERYONE!!!

-Padfoot

I shall call him...

Connor you are no longer a pudding minion! (Padfoot you shouldn't have put someone like this silly non-informed idiot into our growing army! You now will to hide from me in the morning for I will be carrying a newspaper with me frequently.)

Well I have a new name for this football player. (Please don't kill me pretty blond haired girl!) He shall now be called dancing prancing football boy! Mwahahaha! *sigh* My loyal fans. (Girls I mean) I have found a potential! Padfoot, Moony I bet your happy about that now you have something to tease me about now!

Prongs

This Wonder Called Mall

Remember this sacred teenage hangout that these muggles call "mall". Well I have been to said mall and have conquered! No longer will this be our next target, but it shall be made into a Padfoot Shrine! See the mystical lighted sign? The zany coloring? The word CANDY!?! Yes, it must have been built for me.


<---The all-holy Yummy! Almost all gone T_T...

















This mysterious "Gelato". Mine is the chocolate! ------->



-Padfoot

....you 2 are insane

Just because I haven't posted in a while doesn't mean that I'm never going to post ever. I've been busy, deal with it. Its hard enough having you two jump all over me at school whenever I see you but serioualy... give me a break!! And no you cannot make a qoute, "Padfoot and Prongs Show", you would corrupt way to many people with your thoughts(which i don't really understand myself). But other than that, GIVE ME A BREAK YOU TWO GITS!!!

-Moony

scary....

...I found out that oafish football player now reads this thanks to Padfoot (have I mentioned that I hate you?) And now he's out for blood...(Okay maybe not blood, but definitely for a few broken bones...Where's Madam Pomfrey when you need her??) So I have decided that he will now be refered to as just "strange football player"

That "football" game was fun! We cause so much havoc throwing water bottles at the people below us. :) Yeah it was great! I think that they copied Quidditch when they made that game. Its an awful lot like it....

Hey mates we need to see this new movie called "Super Bad" I heard that it was hilarious!

Prongs

The Yummy and The Almost-Quidditch

The Yummy: a muggle substance made of gummy and sour, made into the shape of a worm. This strange new matter can be found at the infamous "Fuzziwigs" in the "mall". It kinda creeps me out though 'cause the worms don't move, or spew guts or anything.. The silent sniper type I assume. Maybe they turn giant when you're sleeping and try to eat your brains...

The Almost-Quidditch: You know the pictures that Prongs put on a few post back, and there was this one of the thing that looked a little like a Quidditch goal? Turns out that it is for the American sport, "Football". What a weird name. They don't even use their feet, so why foot ball...Unless the ball is made of a giant's foot skin or something. Wicked... Anyway, I guess it kinda is like Quidditch. There's this one guy who must be like the Seeker, and he's trying to get the "quarter". Then there are all these people passing the ball around, they're kinda like Chasers. Then there are the guys trying to tackle them, they must be the Beaters. And a few times, a Chaser would throw the ball and it would be caught by someone of the other team who must be like the Keeper. It's really weird and they don't serve pudding at the concession stand T_T. Everyone gets really excited over it though and it was fun to jump around wearing war paint and yelling! For once I wasn't the only crazy one in the stands! Yay for High School!!

-Padfoot

Down with Polls!!

Once again, I haven't been kissing anybody! It was just a cold. Ask Padfoot, he believes me. So...school is good, I'm currently failing photography. And everybody has been asking how you fail photography. The answer is, you don't turn in the major visual projects. *sigh* I'm making it up tomorrow though.

Padfoot I think these polls are bogus! How can I be tied with you?! And how can Moony be winning!! It's just not possible!

My muggle mom said that I was a natural baseball player and had me try out for a few teams. My new teams official practice is tonight and I have to say I'm kind of nervous. They're really competitive! Not that Quidditch wasn't competitive its just that this takes a little bit more energy than Quidditch did because you have to run, slide, hit, throw, dive, tag, steal, and avoid balls to the head. (don't say anything, either of you!) I know what you were thinking when I said that...

Prongs

Living in the land of the beautiful...

Living in the land of the beautiful is kinda hard to say the least. The beautiful people tend to get everything that they want with just their looks alone. Padfoot included. I think I've lost count on how many girls I've seen take advantage of their looks. Its quite devious actually. Come to think of it the girls in the muggle realm are extremely attuned to their devious side.

I gotta say even pretty brown haired girl has her moments. She can be very manipulative at times...its really, really scary. I must say I've fallen for it a couple times myself. Shes just so cute...

And on other news prongs' mono has spread. There had to be at least 10 people gone today!! Really mate who HAVE you been kissing??!!


-Moony

Evil teachers...

I think some of these teachers come straight from the ministry of magic. They're just really good at hiding it. I could swear that my math teacher made a cup of coffee come out of thin air....*sigh* oh well I can't do anything about it.

My English teacher is having us write personal narratives. You know? Like a past experience that made an impact on me. This is going to be hard considering that if I write about going to the Quidditch Cup I'm pretty sure that these muggles will throw me into what they call a 'mental institution' and that wouldn't be very good...*nervous laugh*

Well maybe I can think of something creative like "over the summer I came to the muggle world to cause havoc, but every time me and my best mate tried we were stopped by an annoying wherewolf." Oh wait that acutally happened...*smiles innocently at Moony*

Hey Padfoot you can't get by on looks alone in the muggle world. (Though you seem to be doing just that...) But please try and learn the muggle terms. It will draw less attention to you. And I know you love the attention, but you really need to lose some of that ego. (Poor cute blonde haired girl. Padfoot is falling just short of stalking now...) I think that oafish football player is getting kind of angery...

Prongs

Pshah!

Why must I know these muggle terms? My dashing good looks already draw people (of the female persuasion) to me! And I could have sworn that you called it a chimera.

So yesterday we went to the movies. I had seen a movie before but this was odd. No one was watching. People kept talking and stuff. Why pay 9 IOU's to not watch!?! Candy is good though. I didn't buy my own but stole some of Prong's Sour Punch Straws. They taste yummy! But they don't actually punch like I hoped they would...

Tooo much homework... I had 2 essays and math work. And Moony said that this school would be easier than Hogwarts! Pah! Today I go to cause havoc at the "Mall". I shall return triumphant! (Or at least with some gummy worms or something.)

-Padfoot