Things That Aren't Supposed To Be Funny...

High school is a most interesting place because High-schoolers seem to interpret things in...creative ways. Like when the Amazing Padfoot says that he's hot and they immediately assume that I think I'm good looking (which I am, but still). Well, think about a teacher saying the following and think about why muggle teenagers might find it funny. So the biology teacher asked, How do you make a hormone? Now ponder this for a minute. Anyway, the point is that a lack of magical and maniacal entertainment is turning me into a less than admirable average muggle teenager! I laughed at the hormone question... Somebody save me (preferably a pretty girl in a bikini doing a Baywatch run)!!! By the way, I have discovered cable television and it is my hero.

-Padfoot, in desperate need of clever plotting

Wow...

Wow I haven't posted since new years....Fans I am really sorry! Baseball takes up so much of my time I can hardly ever get on this anymore and for that I sincerely apologize. Oh but before I tell you how my life has been I just need to say this one thing....

PADFOOT IS WHIPPED! TOTALLY AND COMPLETELY WHIPPED!!

As for me, I'm still single and as much as I hate to admit it I really don't mind. Yes, I get mercilessly teased by my supposed "best mates" but for now I'm enjoying being single.

Ah baseball, need I say more? After the first week I couldn't feel my legs, after the second week I couldn't feel my arms, and now I just can't feel anything. Isn't that just great? XP

Moony and Padfoot have decided that I need to "meet more people" and are now taking in upon themselves to find me a girlfriend. And since Padfoot is officially taken, according to Moony, now I'm the one the girls are chasing after...That would probably explain all of the girls that sit on my side of the table now...

Well I have to go. Baseball practice again.

Prongs

Oh please Padfoot...

Padfoot you enjoy overreacting don't you?? So I've got a new girlfriend...? What about yours huh? Yeah, I'm not the only one who didn't post about their new girlfriend right mate. Thats right all of you Padfoot fans out there. He has been tamed. Thats right tamed! My best mate here just has so many bloody issues with admitting it. What's that term they use here in America... Oh thats right its whipped. You are whipped big time. He may act like hes the same old womanizing Padfoot, which in a way he still is, but he has been officially tamed. *Levicorpus!!* Haha just thought I'd let your fans know the truth.

-Moony

P.S. As for Prongs, he STILL can't get a date! *aguamenta!* *sputtering* god twice in one day, I was just pointing out a bloody fact!

Ok... Not Quite...

Not even a single response!?! You shame the name of the magnificent Padfoot! Even my own trusty partners in crime haven't posted on our beloved blog! Work with me here people. Well while you have all been off, Moony with his girlfriend (yeah, he didn't update about that!) and Prongs having baseball tryouts, nothing has gotten done around this place!

I bet you are all relieved to know that Padfoot will live, even if he is crippled and loses his hearing from how much his ears bleed at the sound of Harold. Fine! That's fine. But I hope you are happy when the blog dies because of you! Non-believers!

-Padfoot

PS. If you are reading this Moony, know that there is a lion under your bed and 4 flesh eating monkeys in your closet. Prongs, you know how you're always spending so much time with your team "The Sidewinders"? Well I thought you might enjoy the real thing. =]

To those of you at Red Mountain, look out for the paint-can plot. I've been bored, and added a few new twists to the old prank. Including some Subwoofers, 10 pound books, some nylon rope, and a llama. Beware!

Padfoot is Dead

That's right my loyal followers, dead. Avada dead. Except not killed by green lantern, but rather by the heartless and unprincipled acts of one PE teacher. He made us run, and run, and run, and run, until finally Padfoot the magnificent, the IRREPRESSIBLE, was repressed. He could possible live if only he could sleep. But alas, Harold the possessed pen will show no mercy. Please followers, if you have any love for your beloved master and god, you will smite this pen and the masterminds behind it. SMITE THE WRONG-DOERS AND BRING BACK PADFOOT!!! However, until then, Padfoot will remain dead....

-Padfoot

2nd post of the new year

So we're back at school. Not that I don't like it, but I miss getting to sleep in for an extra hour or 2. Padfoot and Prongs are extremely unhappy about this fact but mates I'm sorry, you'll just have to bloody deal with it. Padfoot's back to his womanizing, and Prong's? Well he's oblivious as always. There are so many girls that prefer you to Padfoot, believe me I only get to hear it in a couple classes. Anyway just thought I'd post so that no one thought that we were forgetting our readers. Welcome back to school mates!

-Moony

New Years and Post #100

Muggles need to invent a better hangover cure than pancakes. New Years might just be my favorite holiday! Is it actually considered a holiday? Or more of an event? Anyway, the studmuffin Padfoot was invited to many a party, by many beautiful ladies. I finally decided on a casual one since Prongs was at a party with his team and Moony was off.... doing something... probably studying. Luckily the mighty hangover didn't haunt me, but my dear friend Prongs instead. Not quite as bad as the firewhiskey instance but still very bad...

Post #100 WooH! The marauders strike the internet with a fierce siege! Now if only I could figure out this mystery called "Google"... It seems to morph and search the internet for anything you ask it. What kind of magic is this!?!

New Years resolutions: Pull some truly ingenious pranks, get 100 muggle girls' numbers in my tell cone, and put Harold in singing lessons!

-Padfoot and Harold

HAPPY NEW YEARS!!!!!!

Ah New Years, the time where security is tightened, and nobody is afraid to speak their mind! (Of coarse that's because everybody is too intoxicated to care) New Years Eve was marvelous! The marauders didn't get to spend it together though...Now THAT would have been an interesting evening!!

It was a typical New Years Eve. All of the adults got overly intoxicated, leaving the kids (a.k.a US!!) to do what ever we wanted! Yeah, that's the life :D

Well, the recovering muggle parents are calling me for dinner!! HAPPY NEW YEARS EVERYBODY!!

Prongs
(New Years revolution: Get through another year with Diablo...)