Coming Soon to a Blog Near You...

Ok, I know you have all missed the magnificent Padfoot! But he has returned, bringing you all great joy I'm sure. Just to let you all know, I the wondrous Pudding Prince, have been putting together a report of shocking evidence that has needed much time to prepare. It is almost done however and will be a post of most epic revelations. In the meantime I have been busy with my overflowing social schedule. Imagine having to juggle 11 dates on Valentine's Day! It really is a glorious holiday... (ok so I only had 1 but I was asked to 10 others!) Unfortunately that makes little time for posting.

Prongs is out sick. He's currently hiding out at home with a severe case of dragon-pox. Dumbledore had to have him apparated over to St. Mungo's before it got serious. Let's just say it's not look like any chicken-pox you've ever seen...

Harold is being held in maximum-security prison for now. But I'm not going to say the exact location because some specific pains in my ars foiled the wonderful Padfoot's efforts last time. Let's just say that a certain muggle teacher hasn't been getting much sleep lately... *evil grin*

-Padfoot the irrepressible

Dead.

Padfoot's the one who's been complaining that this place is dead. I don't see why we, that is Prongs and I, have to suffer from his grueling torment when he won't even get off his lazy butt and come post himself. Just thought I'd make that comment since I was the last one who posted anyway. Prongs and Padfoot are just lazy.

-Moony

P.S. If nobody sees me for the next few days its because I will be beating Padfoot with a rolled up newspaper on account of just finding a lion cub under my bed. Which now explains my missing shoes, and why Padfoot has been insisting that we leave steak in the middle of the room. Still no sign of those flesh-eating monkeys though.

Oh my god... I just got that question

I just realized that Padfoot is completely right. High schoolers have very interesting minds. For instance I was building something for Theatre and I said something like:

"I can't get the screw in the hole."

And the guy I was working with said:

"Thats what she said!"

And everyone around us started laughing. God only knows what they were laughing at... But just to prove that even the slightest of anything really can make a teenagers mind turn to mush.... Padfoot and Prongs are a good example of that. *evil grin* Sorry mates but its true.

-Moony