Empty..

Wow this poor blog has not seen any action since well.... You know, Prongs got drunk and tried to ride a cow and all. That was one interesting night *smiles evilly*. With the start of our first muggle high schooler summer we've all been quite busy. What with Padfoot staying up till two in the morning every night , and Prongs still doing baseball it make it kind of hard to post for the both of them. But me, being the only one who seems to have time to work around my schedule to come inform you, the readers, of these mishaps. We are all sorry for not posting in so long, but frankly nothing interesting has been happening. Padfoot, Prongs, and I are all trying to find decent muggle jobs, but so far have been slightly unsuccessful. We will ALL *glares at Padfoot and Prongs* do our best to post more often.

-Moony

Oh you're telling me Padfoot.....

None of you have any idea how bad Prongs gets when he's intoxicated. It's extremely scary to tell you the truth. Longs story short... Prong's isn't aloud to touch anything that remotely resembles muggle alcohol.

-Moony

Boo You Prongs

This may not have been great pranks, but my others were. *Devilish smile* Lots of fire, and lemonade that turned Moony yellow and made him quack for the rest of the day. Eh, the mighty Padfoot must have some release from the constraints of muggle magic-less-ness.

Prongs with muggle alcohol is scary! When he goes, he goes. And he tries to ride cows... I'll let Moony explain that one.

-Padfoot

Oh....My....God...

AHHHHH Stupid Slytherin!!! Lol just kidding, Pssh like the Slytherins could ever take anything from us. As far as pranks go this disappoints me Padfoot.

Well before Padfoot has a chance to kill me I'd better explain why I haven't posted in so long.

Baseball is the main reason. I had 3 to 4 games every week for about 3 weeks and that kept me very busy. I also had a few parties with the team....these muggles have drinks almost as good as fire whiskey. No, really, it made me extremely....uh...lets just say I was happy....

I've already gotten scolded by Moony and *gasp* Padfoot. According to them as soon as I had too much I tried to cast some spells right in front of muggles. I guess I have to be more careful.

Well that's all for now. I'll be posting on a more regular basis now :D

PADFOOT!!!!

YOU ARE SO COMPLETELY DEAD WHEN WE GET OUR HANDA ON YOU!!!!!
Just thought I should give you a heads up. Be alert because you won't know when or how its going to happen....

-Moony

April Fools!

The magnificent Padfoot sincerely hopes that you were devastated by the new colorings of the blog. I'll get around to taking it down eventually, but not until the shock has set in. But alas, all of this is spoiled by the fact that Prongs and Moony haven't been able to visit our fantastic blog in some time... Sigh. Anyway, what have all of my loyal followers done to terrorize each other this fine April week? Unfortunately muggle pranks aren't quite as flashy as wizard pranks, but I suppose I'll have to make do.

-Padfoot

My god this place has been empty.

Sorry fans who actually read this blog, it has been quite dead lately. Everyone of us has been very busy considering our sophmore year in Red Mountain High School I coming to a quick end, and the summer of our Junior year there is about to begin. We each have have last minute projects, more of this so called AIM's testing (Padfoot: I still don't see what it's aiming at...we just sit in those stuffy classrooms for hours on end and bubble in random answers...) Padfoot of course is still extremely dim. And Prongs still can't get a date! Jeez Prongsy we should really work on that for you. Anyway I just thought I'd update.

-Moony

Officially over sickness

Well lets just say that having dragon-pox was both interesting and miserable.

One of the most miserable things was wearing the hospital gown. The ones with no back. Yeah, lets just say that I had a lot of nurses hanging around my door (not that Padfoot was complaining...) after a while though it was hard to get any privacy(it didn't help that every time Moony and Padfoot came to visit, they flirted like mad men!). Another miserable factor was the large scaly boils. They grew in the most uncomfortable places....(Which is basically the reason I needed the privacy...) And I think the most miserable part of all, was when I grew a scaly, sparkly, green tail. Those hospital gowns were actually very helpful in that situation...

The interesting part was breathing, sneezing and coughing fire. I know it sounds painful, and believe me it was, but when I learned how to control where to aim the fire Padfoot had to grow back his left eye brow *evil grin* and Moony had to buy a new pair of pants. (Oh, how the nurses enjoyed watching them leave that day.)

Being in St. Mungo's wasn't to bad either. All I had to do was sleep and eat what they gave me. All I really had to do was let them cater to my every whim. (Padfoots dream)

Well, I'm still not feeling too well, so I still need rest and at this late hour this isn't really getting rest. So good night my readers and I'll post as soon as possible.

Prongs

I must say...

I've got to say Padfoot you do take things to far. You see when Prongs was released from St. Mungo's Padfoot made that much more of a deal out of it than anyone else at our dear muggle high school. Jumping on him and proclaiming: "Prongsies!! My best mate has returned from death! No more green lanterns for you!"
It was quite entertaining when Prongs then proceeded to freak out Padfoot by hanging floating sheets over his head and dropping them when he did not expect it. Padfoot must have been running around for at least five minutes before actually realizing that he could throw the sheets off himself.
Quite an interesting day... And very fun to watch as well

-Moony

Relapse

If you haven't noticed the silence on the part of the great marauders then you are a blithering dunderhead (my new favorite insult!). The reason is thus, Prongsies has had a relapse of dragon-pox, going from ugly scaly boils to ugly scaly boils and spewing fire every time he coughs, sneezes, or breathes. Moony and I have been visiting him in St. Mungo's but it's getting violent.
The other day, he had a fever so high and magic going haywire that he accidentally let off the animagus form in the room. I must say, seeing a stag in a hospital gown is most amusing.

And on the subject of hospital gowns, you know how they have no back? Well all of the young nurses like to hang around Prongsies room, especially escorting him to see the doctor. This is alright by me! The great Padfoot heartily approves of cute ladies becoming nurses and waiting on him. And they have ample pudding cups! Huzzah!

-Padfoot

Coming Soon to a Blog Near You...

Ok, I know you have all missed the magnificent Padfoot! But he has returned, bringing you all great joy I'm sure. Just to let you all know, I the wondrous Pudding Prince, have been putting together a report of shocking evidence that has needed much time to prepare. It is almost done however and will be a post of most epic revelations. In the meantime I have been busy with my overflowing social schedule. Imagine having to juggle 11 dates on Valentine's Day! It really is a glorious holiday... (ok so I only had 1 but I was asked to 10 others!) Unfortunately that makes little time for posting.

Prongs is out sick. He's currently hiding out at home with a severe case of dragon-pox. Dumbledore had to have him apparated over to St. Mungo's before it got serious. Let's just say it's not look like any chicken-pox you've ever seen...

Harold is being held in maximum-security prison for now. But I'm not going to say the exact location because some specific pains in my ars foiled the wonderful Padfoot's efforts last time. Let's just say that a certain muggle teacher hasn't been getting much sleep lately... *evil grin*

-Padfoot the irrepressible

Dead.

Padfoot's the one who's been complaining that this place is dead. I don't see why we, that is Prongs and I, have to suffer from his grueling torment when he won't even get off his lazy butt and come post himself. Just thought I'd make that comment since I was the last one who posted anyway. Prongs and Padfoot are just lazy.

-Moony

P.S. If nobody sees me for the next few days its because I will be beating Padfoot with a rolled up newspaper on account of just finding a lion cub under my bed. Which now explains my missing shoes, and why Padfoot has been insisting that we leave steak in the middle of the room. Still no sign of those flesh-eating monkeys though.

Oh my god... I just got that question

I just realized that Padfoot is completely right. High schoolers have very interesting minds. For instance I was building something for Theatre and I said something like:

"I can't get the screw in the hole."

And the guy I was working with said:

"Thats what she said!"

And everyone around us started laughing. God only knows what they were laughing at... But just to prove that even the slightest of anything really can make a teenagers mind turn to mush.... Padfoot and Prongs are a good example of that. *evil grin* Sorry mates but its true.

-Moony

Things That Aren't Supposed To Be Funny...

High school is a most interesting place because High-schoolers seem to interpret things in...creative ways. Like when the Amazing Padfoot says that he's hot and they immediately assume that I think I'm good looking (which I am, but still). Well, think about a teacher saying the following and think about why muggle teenagers might find it funny. So the biology teacher asked, How do you make a hormone? Now ponder this for a minute. Anyway, the point is that a lack of magical and maniacal entertainment is turning me into a less than admirable average muggle teenager! I laughed at the hormone question... Somebody save me (preferably a pretty girl in a bikini doing a Baywatch run)!!! By the way, I have discovered cable television and it is my hero.

-Padfoot, in desperate need of clever plotting

Wow...

Wow I haven't posted since new years....Fans I am really sorry! Baseball takes up so much of my time I can hardly ever get on this anymore and for that I sincerely apologize. Oh but before I tell you how my life has been I just need to say this one thing....

PADFOOT IS WHIPPED! TOTALLY AND COMPLETELY WHIPPED!!

As for me, I'm still single and as much as I hate to admit it I really don't mind. Yes, I get mercilessly teased by my supposed "best mates" but for now I'm enjoying being single.

Ah baseball, need I say more? After the first week I couldn't feel my legs, after the second week I couldn't feel my arms, and now I just can't feel anything. Isn't that just great? XP

Moony and Padfoot have decided that I need to "meet more people" and are now taking in upon themselves to find me a girlfriend. And since Padfoot is officially taken, according to Moony, now I'm the one the girls are chasing after...That would probably explain all of the girls that sit on my side of the table now...

Well I have to go. Baseball practice again.

Prongs

Oh please Padfoot...

Padfoot you enjoy overreacting don't you?? So I've got a new girlfriend...? What about yours huh? Yeah, I'm not the only one who didn't post about their new girlfriend right mate. Thats right all of you Padfoot fans out there. He has been tamed. Thats right tamed! My best mate here just has so many bloody issues with admitting it. What's that term they use here in America... Oh thats right its whipped. You are whipped big time. He may act like hes the same old womanizing Padfoot, which in a way he still is, but he has been officially tamed. *Levicorpus!!* Haha just thought I'd let your fans know the truth.

-Moony

P.S. As for Prongs, he STILL can't get a date! *aguamenta!* *sputtering* god twice in one day, I was just pointing out a bloody fact!

Ok... Not Quite...

Not even a single response!?! You shame the name of the magnificent Padfoot! Even my own trusty partners in crime haven't posted on our beloved blog! Work with me here people. Well while you have all been off, Moony with his girlfriend (yeah, he didn't update about that!) and Prongs having baseball tryouts, nothing has gotten done around this place!

I bet you are all relieved to know that Padfoot will live, even if he is crippled and loses his hearing from how much his ears bleed at the sound of Harold. Fine! That's fine. But I hope you are happy when the blog dies because of you! Non-believers!

-Padfoot

PS. If you are reading this Moony, know that there is a lion under your bed and 4 flesh eating monkeys in your closet. Prongs, you know how you're always spending so much time with your team "The Sidewinders"? Well I thought you might enjoy the real thing. =]

To those of you at Red Mountain, look out for the paint-can plot. I've been bored, and added a few new twists to the old prank. Including some Subwoofers, 10 pound books, some nylon rope, and a llama. Beware!

Padfoot is Dead

That's right my loyal followers, dead. Avada dead. Except not killed by green lantern, but rather by the heartless and unprincipled acts of one PE teacher. He made us run, and run, and run, and run, until finally Padfoot the magnificent, the IRREPRESSIBLE, was repressed. He could possible live if only he could sleep. But alas, Harold the possessed pen will show no mercy. Please followers, if you have any love for your beloved master and god, you will smite this pen and the masterminds behind it. SMITE THE WRONG-DOERS AND BRING BACK PADFOOT!!! However, until then, Padfoot will remain dead....

-Padfoot

2nd post of the new year

So we're back at school. Not that I don't like it, but I miss getting to sleep in for an extra hour or 2. Padfoot and Prongs are extremely unhappy about this fact but mates I'm sorry, you'll just have to bloody deal with it. Padfoot's back to his womanizing, and Prong's? Well he's oblivious as always. There are so many girls that prefer you to Padfoot, believe me I only get to hear it in a couple classes. Anyway just thought I'd post so that no one thought that we were forgetting our readers. Welcome back to school mates!

-Moony

New Years and Post #100

Muggles need to invent a better hangover cure than pancakes. New Years might just be my favorite holiday! Is it actually considered a holiday? Or more of an event? Anyway, the studmuffin Padfoot was invited to many a party, by many beautiful ladies. I finally decided on a casual one since Prongs was at a party with his team and Moony was off.... doing something... probably studying. Luckily the mighty hangover didn't haunt me, but my dear friend Prongs instead. Not quite as bad as the firewhiskey instance but still very bad...

Post #100 WooH! The marauders strike the internet with a fierce siege! Now if only I could figure out this mystery called "Google"... It seems to morph and search the internet for anything you ask it. What kind of magic is this!?!

New Years resolutions: Pull some truly ingenious pranks, get 100 muggle girls' numbers in my tell cone, and put Harold in singing lessons!

-Padfoot and Harold

HAPPY NEW YEARS!!!!!!

Ah New Years, the time where security is tightened, and nobody is afraid to speak their mind! (Of coarse that's because everybody is too intoxicated to care) New Years Eve was marvelous! The marauders didn't get to spend it together though...Now THAT would have been an interesting evening!!

It was a typical New Years Eve. All of the adults got overly intoxicated, leaving the kids (a.k.a US!!) to do what ever we wanted! Yeah, that's the life :D

Well, the recovering muggle parents are calling me for dinner!! HAPPY NEW YEARS EVERYBODY!!

Prongs
(New Years revolution: Get through another year with Diablo...)