Down with Polls!!

Once again, I haven't been kissing anybody! It was just a cold. Ask Padfoot, he believes me. So...school is good, I'm currently failing photography. And everybody has been asking how you fail photography. The answer is, you don't turn in the major visual projects. *sigh* I'm making it up tomorrow though.

Padfoot I think these polls are bogus! How can I be tied with you?! And how can Moony be winning!! It's just not possible!

My muggle mom said that I was a natural baseball player and had me try out for a few teams. My new teams official practice is tonight and I have to say I'm kind of nervous. They're really competitive! Not that Quidditch wasn't competitive its just that this takes a little bit more energy than Quidditch did because you have to run, slide, hit, throw, dive, tag, steal, and avoid balls to the head. (don't say anything, either of you!) I know what you were thinking when I said that...

Prongs

Living in the land of the beautiful...

Living in the land of the beautiful is kinda hard to say the least. The beautiful people tend to get everything that they want with just their looks alone. Padfoot included. I think I've lost count on how many girls I've seen take advantage of their looks. Its quite devious actually. Come to think of it the girls in the muggle realm are extremely attuned to their devious side.

I gotta say even pretty brown haired girl has her moments. She can be very manipulative at times...its really, really scary. I must say I've fallen for it a couple times myself. Shes just so cute...

And on other news prongs' mono has spread. There had to be at least 10 people gone today!! Really mate who HAVE you been kissing??!!


-Moony

Evil teachers...

I think some of these teachers come straight from the ministry of magic. They're just really good at hiding it. I could swear that my math teacher made a cup of coffee come out of thin air....*sigh* oh well I can't do anything about it.

My English teacher is having us write personal narratives. You know? Like a past experience that made an impact on me. This is going to be hard considering that if I write about going to the Quidditch Cup I'm pretty sure that these muggles will throw me into what they call a 'mental institution' and that wouldn't be very good...*nervous laugh*

Well maybe I can think of something creative like "over the summer I came to the muggle world to cause havoc, but every time me and my best mate tried we were stopped by an annoying wherewolf." Oh wait that acutally happened...*smiles innocently at Moony*

Hey Padfoot you can't get by on looks alone in the muggle world. (Though you seem to be doing just that...) But please try and learn the muggle terms. It will draw less attention to you. And I know you love the attention, but you really need to lose some of that ego. (Poor cute blonde haired girl. Padfoot is falling just short of stalking now...) I think that oafish football player is getting kind of angery...

Prongs

Pshah!

Why must I know these muggle terms? My dashing good looks already draw people (of the female persuasion) to me! And I could have sworn that you called it a chimera.

So yesterday we went to the movies. I had seen a movie before but this was odd. No one was watching. People kept talking and stuff. Why pay 9 IOU's to not watch!?! Candy is good though. I didn't buy my own but stole some of Prong's Sour Punch Straws. They taste yummy! But they don't actually punch like I hoped they would...

Tooo much homework... I had 2 essays and math work. And Moony said that this school would be easier than Hogwarts! Pah! Today I go to cause havoc at the "Mall". I shall return triumphant! (Or at least with some gummy worms or something.)

-Padfoot

It's not called a 'Chimera' it's called a Camera

Padfoot if we're gonna live in the normal muggle world we kind of have to actually know the terms that they use...Here are the pictures

(picture bye the auditorium)















(This is the amphitheatre)















(haha, cute blond hair girl walked into the picture)















(another one of these odd sports that these muggles play...)















(These are their substitute brooms)















(These are called 'portables')















(Wow I take good pictures!)















(Is it just me or does this look kinda like a quiditch pitch??)
















Well that's it for now. I'll try to take more, but I'm pretty sure that you get the gist of things at this school.

Chimera

We took Prongs new 'Chimera' and took pictures of our new school. The 'campus' is almost as big as Hogwarts' grounds and you have to walk from end to the other in 5 minutes. Hehe, cute blonde hair girl got into one of the pictures =D.

Check out the new songs! Prongs says that Hard to be Humble is definatley my song. What can I say, when you're as amazing as I am it truly is hard. sigh. And yes, Prongs should be a reindeer (maybe without the running over Grandma though ((unless it's Grandma Black)) ) Halloween is coming up, woot! Candy and Parties!

-Padfoot

...how many times do I have to tell you? I AM NOT A REINDEER!!

...This could be dangerous...Padfoots Power Hour is probably going to be used to corrupt the poor children of this world....Hey Padfoot, how come Moony has the cool song? Yours is funny, and mine is just plain insulting...

Moony, sorry to disappoint you mate *pats on back* the Internet doesn't know everything. But aren't you glad I put you in palates now? You get to spend more time with the pretty brown haired girl. This chase is getting more interesting, so when you catch her are you going to bite her? *evil grin* Awoooooo!

You know Padfoot you actually have pretty good taste in muggle music. To be honest that horrible wizard rock that you always listened to at Hogwarts was really obnoxious...though I have to say it was fun enchanting those gummy bears to follow snape around singing those obnoxious songs...*sigh* good times!

Learning a new language is hard!! I'm learning Spanish and instead of putting me in the beginning class they have me in the intermediate class...I'm so behind its pathetic...

So Padfoot have you made a move on that blond haired girl yet? Because she seems really fond of this offish looking football player. And to tell you the truth he looks a lot stronger than you. I did some research on him and it turns out that he's also a really good student too (scary!)

Prongs

("We are the pirates who don't do anything!")

Muggle Music

It may not be as good as the WWN but this muggle music can be cool! So now you get to see Padfoot's fun taste in music. I usually like more rock but couldn't think of much off the top of my head. You may have noticed the three... interesting songs after Highway to Hell... Well, there are limited choices when it comes to animal songs (and no songs about stags, sorry mate, so now your a reindeer like we always told you!). The other songs are just cool!

Enjoy, your mind is now being drained by Padfoot's Power Hour!

-Padfoot

("AWOOOO! Werewolves of London!")

Haha...

How come I miss all of the funny moments with the girl Padfoots chasing??? Damn and i'm sure your face was hilarious mate!! Hey Prongs I looked it up, you really do have all of the symptoms of mono...who have you been kissing my friend? And by the way....HOW MUCH OF A GIT CAN YOU BEE WHEN YOU PUT ME IN PILATES??? *Deep calming breath* its ok...turns out that cute brown haired girl has it with me next semester. That'll be interesting *grins*.

Moony

I DO NOT HAVE MONO!!

Would you 2 please stop telling people that I have mono. Its going to ruin my reputation as the cool new British guy...*looks at Padfoot* don't say anything Padfoot! (Your just jealous that I get to stay home)

But, yes I am sick. No, it is not mono, it's an extremely bad cold. I have the typical symptoms. Sore throat, cough, head ache, and slight fever. No, I have not been kissing anybody and if I had I would have made sure that they didn't have any deceases from the past or present, because I'm not like Padfoot.

I have some interesting news about our little furry friend by the way. (I mean Padfoot.) He hasn't actually acted like the usual man whore that he did at Hogwarts! And I must say that it's quite interesting to watch him chase after that nice blond girl. *laughs loudly* You should have seen him! He ran into a wall while he was trying to get her attention! Our little Moony is getting lucky. The lovely brown haired girl seems to have taken an interest in him *wiggles eyebrows at Moony*

No Padfoot I don't like the lovely brown haired girls twin! (Though I must say she is quite interesting. Smart, pretty, athletic...) I'm taking my time in actually trying out a relationship for once.

*sigh* I'm gonna go eat...

Prongs

(By the way the Potter puppet pals are hilarious!!)

I feel all fuzzy inside

Muggle school is amazing!!! Not nearly as hard as hogwarts was, at least not for me anyway. But other than that, pretty brown haired girl (not gonna say her name cause apparently lots of bad things happen to girls on the internet) and me have gotten to know each other and, if I'm not mistaken, she has been flirting much more with me than with any other guy so far. And you two gits better not do that "AWOOOOOOOO!!!" thing anymore when I'm talking to her or I'm gonna kill you. Prongs...WHY IN THE BLOODY HELL DID YOU PUT ME IN PILATES!!!???? Your so dead when i get my hands on you...

been a while...

Hey sorry its been so long since I posted, these teachers are merciless when it comes to homework...(they'd better beware). I have some advice to give to all you people that are going to start high school. When your in your first couple days of school watch the other students as they get into trouble and get praised. Find out where their line is and as soon as you know where it is, walk right up to it and stand on it. DON'T pass it. DON'T stand 10 feet behind it. STAY on the line!

Well Padfoot and Moony, you guys should know not to trust me with you schedules by now. *evil grin* Especially when you wrote them in perfectly erasable pencil.

I think I'm getting sick....Can you guys believe it! I never get sick! These muggles pass on deceases like no other!!! These muggle girls are very pretty also....

Prongs

Muggle School

So this muggle school is...interesting. Except why the hell am I signed up for pilates and dance!?!? You two have something to do with this...

Animal Science scares me guys, they talk about dogs getting heart worms and rabies (which I try to spread to you guys constantly without success). Can you get doggy diseases if your only part dog? So scary Moony...so scary...

Oh! Cute Blonde haired girl is in a few of my classes! Awooooo! And I found out her name! We have Math (Blah! The teacher must be pranked for giving out homework) , French (I know it I just have to dig it back out...), and English (Need I say more?). Anyway, I'll try to get a picture of the school with my tell cone and post it on our trusty blog (even though all of those people will get tired not being able to move...YAY!)

One of the teachers bothered to ask me what I like to be called, she seemed to think I was conceited when I told her "Oh, Magnificent One." Just wait until she meets Prongs, then she won't think that I'm so big headed.

-Padfoot

wall???

Hey prongs where is said wall that you were talking about?? Not that I want to spy or anything.....but i want to see...how shes doing! Thats right i wanna see how shes doing!! By the way padfoot, i hear the blond haired girl is a big reader to (Oh and whoever is voting on the polls thank you for thinking logically). Guess what mates!! At orientation i saw her again, *grins widely* we have math together in the morning, so i get to have the chance to get to know her!! And contrary to what you two gits think i'm not going to chase her. If she likes me she likes me, if not then....I'm not gonna chase her. I have more dignity than prongs.

Moony

Go For It Moony!!

YAY for Moony! I'm so proud of you! *pretends to wipe tear* Padfoot, our shy little wolf is growing up!

Padfoot I found out something about said brown haired girl yesterday. I was walking on the wall, (it's one of my shortcuts to go and meet you two) and I just happened to look over into her yard and she was sitting by her pool READING!! Yeah that's right, I said reading! Remind you of anyone? *wiggles eyebrows at Moony* (NO I was not spying! I just happened to look over, and when I saw her reading I was so shocked that I fell off the wall! That's why I was late yesterday...) I'm with Padfoot on this one. It's gonna be an interesting chase to watch.

*sigh* It's to bad we don't have any classes together, but then again it might be good to get away from you two. At least the muggles won't try to kill me! *glares at Padfoot* That flaming hairspray trick wasn't the nicest thing you've ever done Padfoot...And don't say "but I needed to test it on somebody!" or give me that puppy-dog face of yours when you say it. Why do you think we have Moony? *looks at Moony* (Sorry mate! Why do you think we took you along on this one?) *dodges a book thrown at head*

Prongs

Down with Polls!

How can I be losing!?!? I'm the always amazing Padfoot, I should be worshipped! This poll is a monstrosity, which one of us made this?!?! Oh...Wait, I did... But come on, Moony is winning?!?

Sigh, anyway what makes Moony think that he can win said brown haired girl over? He's not so spectacular (no offense mate). All he does is sit and read, and tell us how stupid my plans are (but he goes along with them anyway...). Well, at least the chase will be interesting to watch! Awoooo!

School starts tomorrow... The only good part is that there will be new "friends" to torture (beware teachers who give homework on the first day!). Eh, maybe I'll have a class with the cute blonde girl *winkwink*.

And yes Prongs, I am insane, family inbreeding does that to you (at least it didn't add a 3rd arm to my dashing good looks!) Yay for being out of your head!!!

-Padfoot

Wait a sec...

Wait hold on a second prongs...a few posts back did you mean the pretty brown eyed girl that was walking over to padfoots blond haired girls house?? The one padfoot said, in his words, "hey mates,check out the hottie over there!", girl???? I've talked to her once. *Excited* She goes to our school you know!! The only problem is that she seems quite popular with a few of the guys at our school *glares at wall*. Shes way to smart for them! She might be absolutely gorgeous, but being blessed with brains to...hmmm...she deserves much better than those boys who only notice her looks. Maybe I'll give it a shot...?

Moony

...I don't know if I should be scared or not...

...I'm a bit ...uh...well...wow...I guess I shouldn't be surprised....its not the first time Padfoot has left me speechless after all...but still...HOW THE HELL DID YOU COME UP WITH THAT IDEA?!!!! I HAVE SOME DIGNITY YOU KNOW!!!! Moony, please hurt Padfoot, your stronger than me and Padfoot, so you could do some damage. Oh and orientation is later so don't forget you dumb dog! I don't care if I'm in your dept, as long as you don't make me do anything too stupid or dangerous. But I really can't expect you to not have any stupid or dangerous ideas though....

Prongs goal for the year- To keep Padfoot in line but still pull pranks and cause enough destruction to make an impact

Prongs

It Burns!

You would dare to mar my bachelor existence? (But I have seen said girl and she is just my type...) NO! Padfoot bows to no one! I shall remain an irrepressible, single, object of women's fantasies at least for now. And I do have plans, Moony. It involves explosives, hairspray and wet paint at orientation *hehehe*. And with Prongs in my debt I can order him to run through the chaos tar-and-feathered, naked scaring the innocents... Wait, I would be scared too, scratch that.

Padfoot's goal for this year- Cause as much destruction as muggle-ly possible.

-Padfoot

YAY!!

Did you hear that Padfoot? We get to destroy a park!! And you have no idea how scary it is being in Padfoot's debt...And no I will not find someone else! I'm am completely and totally in love with Lily! Nobody could brake that bond!!! *glares at Padfoot* How could you think that?! Moony might find someone though. You too Padfoot, you need a girl to straighten you out *evil grin* don't worry I'll help you! There's a lovely blond not to far from where I'm staying, and believe me she seems like the perfect match for you. And for Moony...there's a girl that lives next door who seems like you type. But then again I'm not totally sure what your type is....But you guys should at least come over and I'll point them out for you! *innocent smile*

Prongs

Impossible...

You two are way to damn determined to pull pranks, even when we're in muggle territory. You don't even have any decent plans set up yet do you?? Remember we have orientation tomorrow so try not to mess anything up at least for those two hours, after that I'll let you two go destroy a park or something. Now be good!

Moony

Damn Right

Yes, Prongs is now in my debt! Dangerous prank you say? Sounds like my kind of gig.

On a darker and more sinister note, these muggles are twisted. I have discovered this torture known as "chores." Muggles make their children do labor, WITH NO MAGIC! My muggle family made me mow the lawn. Eck!

Ah, but this Muggle highschool should be intriguing. New friends aka new people to torture...Maybe even someone new for Prongs *winkwink* That would be a change.

-Padfoot

Fun Fonts!!

I have just found out about the cool fonts and colors!! YAY!! Hey, Moony, Padfoot can you believe that this muggle summer went by so quickly? I thought it was going to be a lot slower. Well we have a week left boys what shall we do? I personally think that we should somehow plan an amazing prank that we should play on the first day. Just like old times boys. *sigh* The muggles let me paint my room and its really tiring because I can't use magic and have the paint brushes do all the work for me. By the way, thank you Padfoot for actually being serious for once and helping me paint! I owe you one mate!

Prongs

Blast!

Blast you security cameras!!!! What are these "security cameras" anyway? Are they more muggle magic? And I found said sweet shop, and a variety of other places that provide for me my junk food fuel. There is this magical place called... well, I don't remember exactly, something like Bullseye. Or maybe Target? Whatever, this magical place supplies me with both a selection of pudding and candy! It was all great except that muggles trade with these wierd green IOU's called "dollars". My muggle family gave me a bunch of them. Odd, huh?

OH! I forgot what I was gonna tell you. Bullseye (or whatever) sells Berty Botts! They have chocolate frogs and blood pops and gummy slugs and all kinds of wizard sweets! Mmmm...sweets...

-Padfoot

I like the Mall

Prongs is right Padfoot there is a nice candy store located in the mall. It has a lot of chocolate!! *evil grin* I love chocolate...Anyway theres also a fairly decent muggle bookstore there too. Oh, and I found out that theres no way that you two gits will get away with any pranks at the mall without getting caught by the security camaras that are all over the mall as it is. So good luck with trying to cause any truoble!

Moony

The mall has CANDY!!!

Hey Padfoot guess what?! The muggle family I'm staying with took me to this mall thing to shop for my school supplies and while we were walking through I saw this amazing candy store!!!! It has sour gummy worm, regular gummy worms, gummy bears, ICE CREAM, and a whole bunch of other yummy stuff!!! It doesn't have anything like our wizarding world stuff, but it is pretty decent in what it does have. I'm sorry to tell you that you don't have pudding though. And don't worry about the pranks. We'll think of something we always do!! Whether Moony like it or not *claps Moony on the back* Sorry mate you gonna have to deal with it *grins* well that's all for now. I just wish that these muggles had a way of making things seem faster than they are, so it doesn't seem like orientation and school start sooner. *sigh* Well I'll post later!

Prongs

Harder Than We Predicted

Muggle pranking is hard!! Not only are there no potions, or magic, but there are no joke shops anywhere!!! HOW DO THESE MUGGLES SURVIVE!?!? But I did manage to get my hands on some pudding and sour gummy worms. Yay!

As for these 'malls', they are in dire need of being disturbed, unless I find a joke shop and a sweet shop soon.

-Padfoot