Relapse

If you haven't noticed the silence on the part of the great marauders then you are a blithering dunderhead (my new favorite insult!). The reason is thus, Prongsies has had a relapse of dragon-pox, going from ugly scaly boils to ugly scaly boils and spewing fire every time he coughs, sneezes, or breathes. Moony and I have been visiting him in St. Mungo's but it's getting violent.
The other day, he had a fever so high and magic going haywire that he accidentally let off the animagus form in the room. I must say, seeing a stag in a hospital gown is most amusing.

And on the subject of hospital gowns, you know how they have no back? Well all of the young nurses like to hang around Prongsies room, especially escorting him to see the doctor. This is alright by me! The great Padfoot heartily approves of cute ladies becoming nurses and waiting on him. And they have ample pudding cups! Huzzah!

-Padfoot