High School With The Marauders

Empty..

2008-06-03T20:48:00.000-07:00

Wow this poor blog has not seen any action since well.... You know, Prongs got drunk and tried to ride a cow and all. That was one interesting night *smiles evilly*. With the start of our first muggle high schooler summer we've all been quite busy. What with Padfoot staying up till two in the morning every night , and Prongs still doing baseball it make it kind of hard to post for the both of them. But me, being the only one who seems to have time to work around my schedule to come inform you, the readers, of these mishaps. We are all sorry for not posting in so long, but frankly nothing interesting has been happening. Padfoot, Prongs, and I are all trying to find decent muggle jobs, but so far have been slightly unsuccessful. We will ALL *glares at Padfoot and Prongs* do our best to post more often.

-Moony

Oh you're telling me Padfoot.....

2008-04-28T18:37:00.000-07:00

None of you have any idea how bad Prongs gets when he's intoxicated. It's extremely scary to tell you the truth. Longs story short... Prong's isn't aloud to touch anything that remotely resembles muggle alcohol.

-Moony

Boo You Prongs

2008-04-25T10:45:00.000-07:00

This may not have been great pranks, but my others were. *Devilish smile* Lots of fire, and lemonade that turned Moony yellow and made him quack for the rest of the day. Eh, the mighty Padfoot must have some release from the constraints of muggle magic-less-ness.

Prongs with muggle alcohol is scary! When he goes, he goes. And he tries to ride cows... I'll let Moony explain that one.

-Padfoot

Oh....My....God...

2008-04-21T15:35:00.000-07:00

AHHHHH Stupid Slytherin!!! Lol just kidding, Pssh like the Slytherins could ever take anything from us. As far as pranks go this disappoints me Padfoot.

Well before Padfoot has a chance to kill me I'd better explain why I haven't posted in so long.

Baseball is the main reason. I had 3 to 4 games every week for about 3 weeks and that kept me very busy. I also had a few parties with the team....these muggles have drinks almost as good as fire whiskey. No, really, it made me extremely....uh...lets just say I was happy....

I've already gotten scolded by Moony and *gasp* Padfoot. According to them as soon as I had too much I tried to cast some spells right in front of muggles. I guess I have to be more careful.

Well that's all for now. I'll be posting on a more regular basis now :D

PADFOOT!!!!

2008-04-06T09:57:00.000-07:00

YOU ARE SO COMPLETELY DEAD WHEN WE GET OUR HANDA ON YOU!!!!!
Just thought I should give you a heads up. Be alert because you won't know when or how its going to happen....

-Moony

April Fools!

2008-04-03T23:27:00.000-07:00

The magnificent Padfoot sincerely hopes that you were devastated by the new colorings of the blog. I'll get around to taking it down eventually, but not until the shock has set in. But alas, all of this is spoiled by the fact that Prongs and Moony haven't been able to visit our fantastic blog in some time... Sigh. Anyway, what have all of my loyal followers done to terrorize each other this fine April week? Unfortunately muggle pranks aren't quite as flashy as wizard pranks, but I suppose I'll have to make do.

-Padfoot

My god this place has been empty.

2008-03-30T17:50:00.001-07:00

Sorry fans who actually read this blog, it has been quite dead lately. Everyone of us has been very busy considering our sophmore year in Red Mountain High School I coming to a quick end, and the summer of our Junior year there is about to begin. We each have have last minute projects, more of this so called AIM's testing (Padfoot: I still don't see what it's aiming at...we just sit in those stuffy classrooms for hours on end and bubble in random answers...) Padfoot of course is still extremely dim. And Prongs still can't get a date! Jeez Prongsy we should really work on that for you. Anyway I just thought I'd update.

-Moony

Officially over sickness

2008-03-08T22:19:00.000-08:00

Well lets just say that having dragon-pox was both interesting and miserable.

One of the most miserable things was wearing the hospital gown. The ones with no back. Yeah, lets just say that I had a lot of nurses hanging around my door (not that Padfoot was complaining...) after a while though it was hard to get any privacy(it didn't help that every time Moony and Padfoot came to visit, they flirted like mad men!). Another miserable factor was the large scaly boils. They grew in the most uncomfortable places....(Which is basically the reason I needed the privacy...) And I think the most miserable part of all, was when I grew a scaly, sparkly, green tail. Those hospital gowns were actually very helpful in that situation...

The interesting part was breathing, sneezing and coughing fire. I know it sounds painful, and believe me it was, but when I learned how to control where to aim the fire Padfoot had to grow back his left eye brow *evil grin* and Moony had to buy a new pair of pants. (Oh, how the nurses enjoyed watching them leave that day.)

Being in St. Mungo's wasn't to bad either. All I had to do was sleep and eat what they gave me. All I really had to do was let them cater to my every whim. (Padfoots dream)

Well, I'm still not feeling too well, so I still need rest and at this late hour this isn't really getting rest. So good night my readers and I'll post as soon as possible.

Prongs

I must say...

2008-03-06T17:42:00.000-08:00

I've got to say Padfoot you do take things to far. You see when Prongs was released from St. Mungo's Padfoot made that much more of a deal out of it than anyone else at our dear muggle high school. Jumping on him and proclaiming: "Prongsies!! My best mate has returned from death! No more green lanterns for you!"
It was quite entertaining when Prongs then proceeded to freak out Padfoot by hanging floating sheets over his head and dropping them when he did not expect it. Padfoot must have been running around for at least five minutes before actually realizing that he could throw the sheets off himself.
Quite an interesting day... And very fun to watch as well

-Moony

Relapse

2008-03-03T18:25:00.001-08:00

If you haven't noticed the silence on the part of the great marauders then you are a blithering dunderhead (my new favorite insult!). The reason is thus, Prongsies has had a relapse of dragon-pox, going from ugly scaly boils to ugly scaly boils and spewing fire every time he coughs, sneezes, or breathes. Moony and I have been visiting him in St. Mungo's but it's getting violent.
The other day, he had a fever so high and magic going haywire that he accidentally let off the animagus form in the room. I must say, seeing a stag in a hospital gown is most amusing.

And on the subject of hospital gowns, you know how they have no back? Well all of the young nurses like to hang around Prongsies room, especially escorting him to see the doctor. This is alright by me! The great Padfoot heartily approves of cute ladies becoming nurses and waiting on him. And they have ample pudding cups! Huzzah!

-Padfoot

Coming Soon to a Blog Near You...

2008-02-24T10:55:00.003-08:00

Ok, I know you have all missed the magnificent Padfoot! But he has returned, bringing you all great joy I'm sure. Just to let you all know, I the wondrous Pudding Prince, have been putting together a report of shocking evidence that has needed much time to prepare. It is almost done however and will be a post of most epic revelations. In the meantime I have been busy with my overflowing social schedule. Imagine having to juggle 11 dates on Valentine's Day! It really is a glorious holiday... (ok so I only had 1 but I was asked to 10 others!) Unfortunately that makes little time for posting.

Prongs is out sick. He's currently hiding out at home with a severe case of dragon-pox. Dumbledore had to have him apparated over to St. Mungo's before it got serious. Let's just say it's not look like any chicken-pox you've ever seen...

Harold is being held in maximum-security prison for now. But I'm not going to say the exact location because some specific pains in my ars foiled the wonderful Padfoot's efforts last time. Let's just say that a certain muggle teacher hasn't been getting much sleep lately... *evil grin*

-Padfoot the irrepressible

Dead.

2008-02-24T06:36:00.000-08:00

Padfoot's the one who's been complaining that this place is dead. I don't see why we, that is Prongs and I, have to suffer from his grueling torment when he won't even get off his lazy butt and come post himself. Just thought I'd make that comment since I was the last one who posted anyway. Prongs and Padfoot are just lazy.

-Moony

P.S. If nobody sees me for the next few days its because I will be beating Padfoot with a rolled up newspaper on account of just finding a lion cub under my bed. Which now explains my missing shoes, and why Padfoot has been insisting that we leave steak in the middle of the room. Still no sign of those flesh-eating monkeys though.

Oh my god... I just got that question

2008-02-02T05:42:00.000-08:00

I just realized that Padfoot is completely right. High schoolers have very interesting minds. For instance I was building something for Theatre and I said something like:

"I can't get the screw in the hole."

And the guy I was working with said:

"Thats what she said!"

And everyone around us started laughing. God only knows what they were laughing at... But just to prove that even the slightest of anything really can make a teenagers mind turn to mush.... Padfoot and Prongs are a good example of that. *evil grin* Sorry mates but its true.

-Moony

Things That Aren't Supposed To Be Funny...

2008-01-30T15:45:00.000-08:00

High school is a most interesting place because High-schoolers seem to interpret things in...creative ways. Like when the Amazing Padfoot says that he's hot and they immediately assume that I think I'm good looking (which I am, but still). Well, think about a teacher saying the following and think about why muggle teenagers might find it funny. So the biology teacher asked, How do you make a hormone? Now ponder this for a minute. Anyway, the point is that a lack of magical and maniacal entertainment is turning me into a less than admirable average muggle teenager! I laughed at the hormone question... Somebody save me (preferably a pretty girl in a bikini doing a Baywatch run)!!! By the way, I have discovered cable television and it is my hero.

-Padfoot, in desperate need of clever plotting

Wow...

2008-01-20T13:01:00.000-08:00

Wow I haven't posted since new years....Fans I am really sorry! Baseball takes up so much of my time I can hardly ever get on this anymore and for that I sincerely apologize. Oh but before I tell you how my life has been I just need to say this one thing....

PADFOOT IS WHIPPED! TOTALLY AND COMPLETELY WHIPPED!!

As for me, I'm still single and as much as I hate to admit it I really don't mind. Yes, I get mercilessly teased by my supposed "best mates" but for now I'm enjoying being single.

Ah baseball, need I say more? After the first week I couldn't feel my legs, after the second week I couldn't feel my arms, and now I just can't feel anything. Isn't that just great? XP

Moony and Padfoot have decided that I need to "meet more people" and are now taking in upon themselves to find me a girlfriend. And since Padfoot is officially taken, according to Moony, now I'm the one the girls are chasing after...That would probably explain all of the girls that sit on my side of the table now...

Well I have to go. Baseball practice again.

Prongs

Oh please Padfoot...

2008-01-19T09:14:00.000-08:00

Padfoot you enjoy overreacting don't you?? So I've got a new girlfriend...? What about yours huh? Yeah, I'm not the only one who didn't post about their new girlfriend right mate. Thats right all of you Padfoot fans out there. He has been tamed. Thats right tamed! My best mate here just has so many bloody issues with admitting it. What's that term they use here in America... Oh thats right its whipped. You are whipped big time. He may act like hes the same old womanizing Padfoot, which in a way he still is, but he has been officially tamed. *Levicorpus!!* Haha just thought I'd let your fans know the truth.

-Moony

P.S. As for Prongs, he STILL can't get a date! *aguamenta!* *sputtering* god twice in one day, I was just pointing out a bloody fact!

Ok... Not Quite...

2008-01-18T15:43:00.000-08:00

Not even a single response!?! You shame the name of the magnificent Padfoot! Even my own trusty partners in crime haven't posted on our beloved blog! Work with me here people. Well while you have all been off, Moony with his girlfriend (yeah, he didn't update about that!) and Prongs having baseball tryouts, nothing has gotten done around this place!

I bet you are all relieved to know that Padfoot will live, even if he is crippled and loses his hearing from how much his ears bleed at the sound of Harold. Fine! That's fine. But I hope you are happy when the blog dies because of you! Non-believers!

-Padfoot

PS. If you are reading this Moony, know that there is a lion under your bed and 4 flesh eating monkeys in your closet. Prongs, you know how you're always spending so much time with your team "The Sidewinders"? Well I thought you might enjoy the real thing. =]

To those of you at Red Mountain, look out for the paint-can plot. I've been bored, and added a few new twists to the old prank. Including some Subwoofers, 10 pound books, some nylon rope, and a llama. Beware!

Padfoot is Dead

2008-01-11T16:07:00.000-08:00

That's right my loyal followers, dead. Avada dead. Except not killed by green lantern, but rather by the heartless and unprincipled acts of one PE teacher. He made us run, and run, and run, and run, until finally Padfoot the magnificent, the IRREPRESSIBLE, was repressed. He could possible live if only he could sleep. But alas, Harold the possessed pen will show no mercy. Please followers, if you have any love for your beloved master and god, you will smite this pen and the masterminds behind it. SMITE THE WRONG-DOERS AND BRING BACK PADFOOT!!! However, until then, Padfoot will remain dead....

-Padfoot

2nd post of the new year

2008-01-07T18:16:00.000-08:00

So we're back at school. Not that I don't like it, but I miss getting to sleep in for an extra hour or 2. Padfoot and Prongs are extremely unhappy about this fact but mates I'm sorry, you'll just have to bloody deal with it. Padfoot's back to his womanizing, and Prong's? Well he's oblivious as always. There are so many girls that prefer you to Padfoot, believe me I only get to hear it in a couple classes. Anyway just thought I'd post so that no one thought that we were forgetting our readers. Welcome back to school mates!

-Moony

New Years and Post #100

2008-01-02T19:02:00.000-08:00

Muggles need to invent a better hangover cure than pancakes. New Years might just be my favorite holiday! Is it actually considered a holiday? Or more of an event? Anyway, the studmuffin Padfoot was invited to many a party, by many beautiful ladies. I finally decided on a casual one since Prongs was at a party with his team and Moony was off.... doing something... probably studying. Luckily the mighty hangover didn't haunt me, but my dear friend Prongs instead. Not quite as bad as the firewhiskey instance but still very bad...

Post #100 WooH! The marauders strike the internet with a fierce siege! Now if only I could figure out this mystery called "Google"... It seems to morph and search the internet for anything you ask it. What kind of magic is this!?!

New Years resolutions: Pull some truly ingenious pranks, get 100 muggle girls' numbers in my tell cone, and put Harold in singing lessons!

-Padfoot and Harold

HAPPY NEW YEARS!!!!!!

2008-01-01T15:50:00.000-08:00

Ah New Years, the time where security is tightened, and nobody is afraid to speak their mind! (Of coarse that's because everybody is too intoxicated to care) New Years Eve was marvelous! The marauders didn't get to spend it together though...Now THAT would have been an interesting evening!!

It was a typical New Years Eve. All of the adults got overly intoxicated, leaving the kids (a.k.a US!!) to do what ever we wanted! Yeah, that's the life :D

Well, the recovering muggle parents are calling me for dinner!! HAPPY NEW YEARS EVERYBODY!!

Prongs
(New Years revolution: Get through another year with Diablo...)

New Years Eve

2007-12-31T10:40:00.000-08:00

New Years Eve I have to say is quite exhausting. Not like Christmas (after you're done decorating, and shopping that is). You keep getting these bloody invitations to all of these different "New Years Parties". It's absolutely insane. There are too many to count. I'm sure Padfoot is worse off than me considering so many girls are in love with him *Padfoot gives a saucy grin*. *sigh* Jeez mate you really should stop leading them all on. Anyway, just posting to wish everyone a happy new year!

-Moony

Holiday Stuff

2007-12-24T11:50:00.001-08:00

This holiday stuff is exhausting! First there's the cleaning, then the cooking, then the shopping, and having to keep secret what you bought (Which the magnificent Padfoot isn't good about unless it's required for a prank-ish gift)... The worst part is that every year you count down the days until Christmas, AND THEN IT'S OVER! In an hour! Days of counting down and then it comes to an abrupt stop. No more Christmas Cheer. No one giving Padfoot presents. At least this year I don't have to go back to my parent's house, the "most ancient and noble house of Black"... Ancient and Noble my....

There is one thing exciting though, and that's the actual celebrating part. Who doesn't like to sit there while others hand you presents!? I must go search out my gifts! My muggle family isn't very skilled at the art of hiding things. *cackle* I shall find you yet, presents! *Accio Padfoot's Presents!* By the way, Harold has learned Silent Night (courtesy of Prongs and Moony...) and never shuts his trap! Unless we're around my muggle parents! Then the damn thing won't say a thing! They think I'm off my bloody rocker! I'll get you two...

-Padfoot (And Harold, who is covered in duct tape, in a box filled with padding, under my bed. Hehe)

We wrote this on our way to school!!!!

2007-12-19T13:53:00.000-08:00

I forgot to put this in my last post about 2 minutes ago. Moony, Padfoot and I wrote a song. I know scary right? It goes to the rhythm of "Jingle Bells"

Jingle Bells (Marauder style!)

[Chorus]

Jingle Bells, Moony smells,

Prongs can't get a date,

Padfoot misses teasing Snape,

and acts just like an ape (oh!)

Muggle pranks, new tails to yank,

teachers will go mad!!

With Marauders in their midst,

who would think we're bad?

[end chorus]

We are gone, all is wrong,

Hogwarts must be bored,

Mcgonagall can give a test,

No pranks in corridors! (oh!)

(Repeat first part of chorus)

Red Mountain gets a treat,

Marauders they get to meet,

high schoolers beware,

Marauders in your hair!!

Look out for cherry bombs,

the teachers that do wrongs,

like giving homework on spring break,

(Moony and Padfoot) Prongs still can't get a date!

(Prongs) Hey!

[Chorus]

Jingle bells, Moony smells,

Prongs can't get a date,

Padfoot misses teasing Snape,

and acts just like an ape (oh!)

Muggle pranks, new tails to yank,

teachers will go mad!!

With Marauders in their midst,

who would think we're bad?

[end chorus]

Moony's nose is in a book,

girls give him funny looks,

with evil sweater taunting him,

Prongs and Padfoot win!

(Moony) Damn!

[Chorus]

Jingle bells, Moony smells,

Prongs can't get a date,

Padfoot misses teasing Snape,

and acts just like an ape (oh!)

Muggle pranks, new tails to yank,

teachers will go mad!!

With marauders in their midst,

who would think we're bad?

[end chorus]

Padfoot is so vain,

the girls don't see the same,

he has a date each night,

and blows it every time!

Harold's learning hymns,

Padfoot gets no sleep,

that stupid pen can't hold a tune,

Now Padfoot has to weep!

(Padfoot) *sigh*

[Chorus]

Jingle bells, Moony smells,

Prongs can't get a date,

Padfoot misses teasing Snape,

and acts just like an ape (oh!)

Muggle pranks, new tails to yank,

teachers will go mad!!

With marauders in their midst,

who would think we're bad?

[end chorus]

Merry Christmas from the loveable Marauders!!!!!

Christmas with Diablo....

2007-12-19T13:32:00.000-08:00

Well, sorry Padfoot, that sounds um....it sounds....interesting? No that's not the right word for it....HILARIOUS!!! That's it! :D

Like Padfoot I've taken it upon myself to name this damn talking Spanish dictionary. And it has been rightfully named Diablo. Fits right? Well I'm actually going to defend it a little bit because it is actually a big help. Let me explain...

At our beloved Red Mountain, we had midterms on Tuesday and today. My midterms in Spanish were today, and if you haven't already guessed, I wasn't even prepared. Well this is were Diablo came in. I would read the question out loud (the test was in all Spanish) and stare at it until I decided to follow my instincts and choose a random answer. After about the 5th time I did this, the dictionary screamed out, "!Eres un idioto! !La pregunta es no dificil! !Es A estupido!" which translates to, "Your and idiot! The question isn't dificult! Its A stupid!" (I asked Moony).

Oh yeah, I was surprised. I just looked at it for a second and circled A. I got the best score on the midterm!! Maybe this thing isn't so bad....*hears the dictionary teaching Harold "Feliz Navidad"*

....never mind*covers ears* neither of the things can hold a tune...

Prongs

Vacation at last.

2007-12-19T13:17:00.000-08:00

Not that I don't love school, its just when vacation comes around you tend to get into the spirit of things. It's our fist Chritsmas with our muggle families and I'm betting that Padfoot is celebrating not having to go back to the house of Blacks. *Shudders* Your family is quite scary on the holidays mate... They never smile, its a bit desturbing actually. First we have Christmas then new years! Padfoot just remember not to drink to much alcohol. Think back to the fire whiskey incident at our fifth year...that was interesting. It is a shame though that the full moon has to be ON christmas eve and all...that'll be fun to explain to my muggle family. Anyway, Just posting to wish everyone a happy holiday and by the way Harlod(Padfoots pen)that was an excelent job during Padfoot's interview. (Padfoot: That was you?!) I told you I was going to get you back at some point mate, now we're even. If only I could get that damned sweater to stop stalking me...*sigh*

-Moony

Job Interview

2007-12-12T17:05:00.000-08:00

So as the magnificent Padfoot is sixteen and looking to have some spare money these here holiday seasons, I figured I had better get a job. The application was in, and I had landed myself an interview. One problem. Both Harold and my wand had managed to make it to my back pocket.

So as I stood in front of the manager, fighting to keep the evil forces at bay, he asks me why he should hire me. Why shouldn't he hire me? I, the amazing, inventive, and devilishly charming Padfoot could give him a million reasons why I was perfect. Not one minute into the speech and that bloody pen starts screaming out its latest song!!! This obnoxious noise sends the wand into fits, it begins sparking, IN MY BACK POCKET! I run yelling out of the office, give a silent Aguamenti, and walk back in...Completely soaked head to toe. God knows why, but the manager just looks at me and says kind'a befuddled (which is a phenomenal word!), "Umm... We'll call you."

So wouldn't you guess, the irrepressible Padfoot finds himself at home, jobless, but unfortunately not alone. Sigh...

-Padfoot

Evil spanish dictionary!!!!

2007-12-09T17:20:00.000-08:00

Wow its been a while since i posted!

Well to elaborate on the title of this post, Moony (getting revenge for that damned talking sweater...) gave me a new Spanish dictionary because mine "mysteriously" disappeared, so of coarse I took it graciously. Well, as soon as I tried to use it the damn thing started yelling at me!!! In Spanish!!! And I had no idea what it was saying!!!! Imagine my surprise when my teacher came over and asked me how I knew all those Spanish swear words!! I bet you can guess what i got out of that....Yeah a weeks worth of lunch detention!!!!

Oh and that isn't even the worst of it! It keeps yelling out this word um...."terea" what the hell does that mean????? I've been trying to have a conversation with it, but it doesn't really help that I can't speak a word of Spanish!!!

So finally....I tried to shut it up. Lets just say, it didn't respond well to that. All I did was try and tape it shut!! Then it attacked me!! It nearly broke my nose because it wouldn't let go!!! And guess what Moony did....sat there and laughed.

Well its not as bad as Padfoot's talking pen, which, I must say, is a horrible singer!!!

Prongs

Evil sweater...BLEH!

2007-12-05T18:02:00.000-08:00

Never, ever take a gift from Padfoot and Prongs. Never, ever, ever think that they are giving it to you out of the kindness of their hearts a few WEEKS before Christmas. Do you want to know how I know this? I know all of this because Padfoot and Prongs, "out of the kindness of their hearts". They gave me a new sweater... Sure it looks harmless enough but when you put it on guess what it does? It puts you down in every possible way. It comments about your figure, your self esteem, anything that it can pick up on it does. Oh, and when I finally thought it was over pretty brown haired girl was getting cold in class so I graciously handed her my enchanted sweater, or so I thought the enchantment had worn off, and guess what it said to her...

sweater, "You're fat, ugly, and have no self esteem... No wonder you don't have a boyfriend!"

Yeah, now guess who she thinks said it? ME!! Padfoot...Prongs both of you are so dead when I get my hands on you. But not quite yet... I need to think... Think of something that will effect both of you... Maybe something at school...*evil grin* Oh, the possibilities.

-Moony

Enchanted Pen of Doom!

2007-12-04T14:49:00.001-08:00

To clarify yesterday's rather scattered rant-de-pen, let us start with It Is All Moony's Fault! For my birthday a few months ago, Moony bought me a simple pen. A plain, black, fountain pen. The other day I randomly pulled a pen out for class. It started yelling at me when I took the cap off! All of the months of insults for undone homework just came pouring out in the middle of math! It yelled and used more swear words than even my dear mum knows, and it kept it up until lunch... Finally fed up, I threw the damned thing on the ground and stomped on it. It screamed! And then started spewing red ink! It's a black pen!

So now, I finally shut it up about the homework, only for it to discover that it has a lovely singing voice. Like cats trying to belt bloody opera. My teachers are now convinced that I'm a high soprano... Who is excessicvely fond of the Wizard of Oz.

-Padfoot, and Harold (the pen.)

Pencils, Causing Dual Personalities since Padfoot started using them...

2007-12-03T21:06:00.001-08:00

Pencils and Pens. They really are captivating. And I'm not just saying that because Moony and Prongs walked in on a conversation between myself and a talking pen and I need a cover story... So muggles don't use quills, so they have a talking pen instead! It even does your homework for you! Except that Moony spelled mine to yell at me about homework... For some odd and incomprehensible reason, my teachers think that I'm insane because I talk to it, but it talks back! Really it does! But the most phenomenal thing about these pencils is that they erase! And the pens never run out of ink! Why don't they use these at Hogwarts?

-Oh Magnificent One (Or Padfoot if you really prefer it...)

2 1/2 weeks of school left

2007-11-27T17:27:00.000-08:00

Only 2 1/2 weeks of the first muggle semester are left. Its amazing how quickly it went by. Padfoot is all upset because he, amazingly, still has not found a girl. Sure he dates enough of them but he can't seem to settle down with someone. O well, I can't say the same for the dating thing. Pretty brown haired girl is still just a friend and I like it like that. I have been focusedon scholl and I am proud to say that I have staight A's! The same cannot be said for Prongs (LEVICORPUS!)Haha I'm just messing with you mate. Thats enough of the news and I have to go do my school work ;)!

-Moony

Thanksgiving!!!

2007-11-22T17:38:00.001-08:00

I have to say that I really like this holiday! Turkey and pie and stuffing galore!! I think I've gained about 5 pounds! But it is worth it!

I have to go, my muggle "dad" wants me to do some "male bonding" with him. Which consists of us watching some bizzar form of Quidditch. Lots of guys running into each other, knocking each other over and trying to get a strangely shaped ball....

Prongs

Thanksgiving

2007-11-22T16:05:00.000-08:00

Is worthy of the Padfoot Seal of Approval! It's fantastic. I lay around the house while everyone around me cooks and cleans, and then we all eat! It's a day celebrating eating! What could be better (besides a day celebrating Padfoot)? And better yet is that the family is mixing a little Christmas in with their eating-day and celebrating Thanksmas! Woot! Time for food!

-Padfoot, the Official Thanksmas Lover

HAPPY THANKSGIVING!

2007-11-22T15:44:00.000-08:00

Happy Thanksgiving everybody! A full day of eating(almost). Padfoots is definately having a fun time. Well anyway have a fun time mates I'm gonna go eat pumpkin pie!

-Moony

I'm Baaaaaaack!!!

2007-11-19T15:13:00.000-08:00

Aren't you happy? I'm finally back!

Well thanksgiving is coming up this Thursday! I'm excited! The muggle family I'm staying with might go to Palm Springs, California! That sounds amazing!

Thanksgiving is one of this families favorite holidays. You get to stuff yourself silly with food and then sit and talk for hours. Hmmmmm.......sounds fun. Especially the "stuffing yourself silly with food" part!

Yeah Padfoot...Grandma Black was pretty.....well.....um......no comment....

Well I'm off!

Prongs

cough, cough, weeze

2007-11-18T12:29:00.000-08:00

Having a cold is not Padfoot-friendly! Muggle medicine is icky and doesn't work... I miss Madam Pomfrey. And Prongs, you can start posting again. You wouldn't leave our beloved blog to die would you?

So far the Milky Way Militia had not made any advances, and with the gathering of our troops they will soon be crushed!

The Grandma of my muggle family has come to visit for the holiday (much better than when Grandma Black used to come over...) So I must go and be spoiled by Grandma-y affection. Adios.

-Padfoot

The Butterfinger Battalion?

2007-11-12T07:15:00.000-08:00

Padfoot, you can't seriously be starting a candy war can you? I know I am the giggly jellow general, and I'll fight with you if it ever comes to tha, but seriously mate... Other than that the whole High School rock thing is pretty accurate. Padfoot you are not hexing your subs. Lets see... Prongs is a pansy, thats already been established... And nothing else really. *sigh* Its been a boring weekend.

-Moony

Prongs and Pictures

2007-11-10T17:05:00.000-08:00

Since Prongs is being a pansy, I changed the poll to last only a few more days. High School rules! (Well, aside from the homework, and the teachers, and the classes...) So here are some new pictures to update you on the well-being of your beloved Padfoot-

Pudding, in a cup! Got this during 3rd period.

Noodles in a cup! Also during 3rd period...

Donut, not in a cup! (I wonder if anyone has invented that yet..) Once again during 3rd period. What? I get hungry!

The muggles have Bertie Botts! Not exactly the same as wizard ones but they still have the favorites like vomit and black pepper. (They even have chocolate frogs, that don't move... T_T)

The list of teachers in need of pranking has expanded! Subs, the root of all evil, must be annihilated. In other Padfoot-alicious news, the Butterfinger Battalion has formed to join the dessert war! Which side will they choose? Or will they choose to fight for the dessert crown as a separate party?!? Dun Dun Duuuuuuun!

To be continued... And coming up next, the Padfoot Show!

-Padfoot

I'm not lazy...

2007-11-08T14:44:00.000-08:00

I am not lazy. I am far from lazy. This whole internet thing is the problem. The family that so graciously took me in has also supplied me with a computer. Granted its kind of old, but it was a nice gesture. Unfortunately the wireless internet that they have supplied me with doesn't always like to work. I'm sure most muggle people have this problem. Stupid me, I was unable to fix it the muggle way and being my forgetful self I left my wand at Padfoots house. For those of you who don't know Padfoot, you have escaped the chaos known as his room. Once you leave something in Padfoots room it, unfortunately and somehow, disapears. So I just got my wand back this morning (no thanks to Padfoot who was considering making me beg for his enjoyment). But now I have gotten it back and am now able to post again. Prongs on the other hand is standing firm on his declaration of not posting till Padfoot stops with the polls. (He doesn't understand why Padfoot can't put my name on them instead of his.) Sorry mate but you're just more fun to make fun of. *Leviocorpus! Mwahahahahahahaha*

-Moony

Dead..

2007-11-03T11:19:00.000-07:00

Man this place is dead! AND SO IS PADFOOT! Prongs is boycotting blogging because of yon poll, created by moi, that is for some reason considered offensive by our prancing friend. Moony is just lazy. But I, the amazing Pudding Prince of the Pudding Pirates, shall not leave my loyal fans! By the by, a war has erupted between we Pudding Pirates and the Milky Way Militia. These disastrous fiends actually believe that Milky Way is better than Pudding. Bah! But the Pudding Pirates, allying with our arch enemies the Jello Jigglers, shall once again come out victorious!

Halloween is a day of much wonder and greatness! Not only is there CANDY involved, but plenty of pranking goodness! One such prank: For my costume, I was going to go as my shining self. However one of our enemies, from back in the time of blogwars, came to our muggle city. This enemy had thought that the magnificent Padfoot was a short, fat, "slightly homosexual" guy. So of course, I had to meet him. But of course, Padfoot never makes a less than memorable entrance. Thanks to Moony's potions-classroom-in-a-box that he calls "only essentials", we had all of the ingredients to make a polyjuice potion! It took a month, but it was ready just in time to pull a prank! One strand of pretty blond haired girl's hair, add a dash of short skirt, and off I went to the party where I was to meet said enemy. A month of prep. time was soooo worth it.

-Padfoot *cackle*

Haha..

2007-10-28T13:49:00.001-07:00

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha... OK I'm done I sware. I'm not like Pafoot afterall. Sorry Prongs but this poll is just to funny. The worst thing that anyone could call you is Prongs?? Thats just hilarious (Liberacorpus!) *crashes into wall*!! Thats just uncalled for mate! Jeez... so violent these days...

-Moony

Humpety Dumpety Had a Great Fall

2007-10-24T20:22:00.001-07:00

You are both prats, whether you dress as such or not. Only added to the fact that Prongs can't stand on his own feet (or hooves). Sorry mate, but the memorable fall-up the stairs will always be my favorite. Or maybe the falling out of your seat when the fire bell rang? Ah, I do love causing fires... The chaos. The fact that every time an alarm goes off, Prongs jumps and squeaks worse than Wormtail... Incendio, anyone?

I must say that I am very much admiring my new shrine. And at Halloween, I instruct that all of my Pudding Minions shall lay offerings of candy at its feet. Speaking of my favorite holiday (aside from Christmas I suppose, or National Padfoot Day aka My Birthday) I am still unsure of what to dress as. Then again, going as myself would be the most awe inspiring costume of all. Eh, maybe I will dress as the god Star Buck, and demand sweet chocolaty drink from my worshippers! Or as the Pudding Prince! So many possibilities....

-Padfoot

Sorry...

2007-10-24T16:38:00.000-07:00

Sorry for not posting I was having... computer issues. Anyway, Prongs is injured? Really?! (Aguamenta!) That is not not cool mate! Wait is that why, when I stepped on your foot, you hit me and, to my surprise, gave me a dead arm?? Haha, sorry mate but you really have to stop dressing like such a prat, then maybe I would take you seriously *Grins*.

-Moony

Injured?!?!

2007-10-21T15:31:00.000-07:00

Yes, unfortunately it's true. I the amazingly athletic Prongs, am injured. (Though I did have my share of Quidditch injuries in the past, with those all I had to do was go to Madam Pomfrey and I would be fixed up right away) The thing is, with muggle injuries is they take a while to heal...

Well the details on my injuries are, I twisted my ankle, I have a contusion on my knee (for those of you that don't know, that's when the bone is bruised directly), and all my weight came down on my wrist when I went to dive for a ball.

I know, I know, your all so worried about me. Well don't fret I'll be up and running again soon! Actually all I really have to do is, put and ankle, knee and wrist brace on, and then I can still play! I know that's probably not the smartest thing, but "no pain, no gain" right??

Well it's time to ice my injuries so I'll post again when I can!

Prongs

I'm Ba-ack! Dun Dun Duuuuun!

2007-10-16T17:22:00.000-07:00

Aren't you all so glad? The great Padfoot has returned from vacation (And a mighty fine vacation it has been)! However, I was most displeased to find that my shrine had not been built, and I actually had to finish it myself (well... my magic and I...).

The beauty of vacation is that you don't have to behave yourself... And the beauty of Mexico is that they don't card, and when you get in trouble for illegally setting off fireworks, you can give any name that you want to! The Notorious James Potter strikes again! And all of the people you meet are very...intellectually enlightening? (*cough*girls in bikinis*cough*).

But alas, I must be back to my frequently packed social life. And to all of you (Moony, Prongs and Readers) who have been nagging me, I am not as hopeless a womanizer as you think I am (*cough*). The girl previously mentioned in my post about the evils of homework in relation to dates has not been harmed in the making of this blog (I think...), and I am always a perfect gentleman! *Moony and Prongs laugh* *Levicorpus*

-Padfoot

Break!!!

2007-10-16T15:56:00.000-07:00

I agree that it the concert was interesting. But I'm not sure comparing it to a wizard concert is the right thing to do. I mean seriously? (NO not Siriusly!) Wizarding concerts aren't as civil as muggle concerts. Generally at a wizarding concert people take out there wands and stun the people in front of them to get to the stage *grins at Padfoot* remember that Moony?? Other than that yeah it was pretty much the same!

I had no baseball practice durring which meant that I finally had a chance to just relax. Which basically means I slept all weekend. *grins*

So how was Mexico Padfoot? Were you good? Because I don't want a call from the police saying that "I" destroyed something on the beach. (It's happened before because if he gets in trouble he runs away screaming "You'll never catch me! The famous James Potter!!") I have my wand back too so don't think that I'm afraid to hex you.

Well I'm off to baseball practice...*sighs* Well break was fun while it lasted...

Prongs

Break...

2007-10-15T17:15:00.000-07:00

So October break was... interesting. I have to say (and I think that Prongs will agree with me right mate?) that the concerts that they have here are surprisingly alot like the ones they have in the wizarding world. Tons of people all crowed to see the same artist. Some crazier than others in actuality(*cough, cough* Padfoot). Anyway Padfoot completely missed this one... you really missed out mate...

-Moony

October Break Strikes!

2007-10-11T07:36:00.000-07:00

I'm sorry to tell you, my devoted comrades and worshippers, that I will be departing this morning to Mehiko (spelled Mexico, said Mehiko). So while I laze on the beach and enjoy my blissful time away, you are welcome to sit here and stare at this last post, wondering what you could have done to stop me from leaving. Well I'll tell you to save you the time of wondering... YOU COULD HAVE VOTE FOR PUDDING!!!

So now that the brain-work has been performed for you, feel free to become mindless, uninteresting zombies until I get back. However, don't allow mourning to get in the way of building my shrine (I expect it to be done by the time I get home). Accio Backpack! Tchao me 'earties.

-Padfoot, has left the building.

So tired...

2007-10-08T19:46:00.000-07:00

So tired... I figured I might as well post while I'm on the Internet.

The Internet is a wonderful muggle invention don't you think? For one it has tons of different "search engines" which, I have to say, make doing these muggle reports that much easier.

So I went to "Payson" with Prongs this weekend (sorry for the sudden change of subject, and sorry Padfoot you're just not important enough mate). And for Arizona it gets pretty cold here. Granted not nearly as cold as it would have gotten at Hogwarts but still pretty damn cold.

Other than that nothing is really happening. Me and pretty brown haired girl are just really good friends (even though she has admitted that my accent is "pretty darn adorable"). She says that shes been waiting for this one guy for three year, but doesn't think he's going to cut right now. After all it is high school...

-Moony

I'm Back!

2007-10-07T16:44:00.000-07:00

Hey! Sorry for taking so long to post! (especially to you Padfoot! It must be tough running this blog by yourself.)

Padfoot, I forgot to ask, how was the date? Were you a gentleman, or were you the crazy skirt chasing guys that we all know and tolerate as usual? I hope your were nice to her. She seemed nice, even though it would definitely be safe to call her the rebound girl for pretty blond haired girl...Well, to say the least don't hurt her feelings too much, she seems like she'd be good at making are lives miserable. (She seems to have a lot of influence with people and I've heard her talking about our blog. That might explain all the votes. She could probably get people to not read the blog too...)

Well, lets see, what is going on in my little old life...Pretty much nothing my baseball team went up to a place called "payson" this weekend for a "tournament" to say the least we lost. XD Yeah not good. The team caipton, or "coach", made us run 10 laps. Not very fun. Well that's it for now.

Prongs

Transformers!

2007-10-03T23:02:00.000-07:00

Now that I have experienced the wonders of the movie theatre, and this so called "Transformers," I continually turn around expecting my toaster to become a super high-tech robot. But alas, no awe-inspiring robot-wonder yet.

Bleh! Scarlet Letter is the root of all evil! First we were forced into reading the book, then there were questions, and now they dare to give the magnificent Padfoot an essay! And on the same night as a date! Don't these people keep a copy of my social schedule so that they can plan around it!?! If not, then they certainly should. This is the last time that Padfoot must cut short dinner and a movie for the detestable act of "homework"!

-Padfoot

♪♫ We Are the Champions ♪♫

2007-09-30T18:56:00.000-07:00

Woot! I tied for first! (not quite as awe-inspiring as winning but...)

Muggle exams are borbant (boring in Francais). Everything is so easy that it leaves my maliciously inclined mind to wander in many dangerous directions. Like dropping shoes on heads as people pass under the bridges... Or throwing sharp pencils at balloons... Or making Moony's hair turn pink whenever he blushes...Or making Prongs spew jingle bell noises everytime he attempts to speak. Sigh, oh the possibilities *evil grin*.

But at least All Hallows Eve and its pranking goodness will be here soon. Only one more month! And the Movie Fright Fest at the local movie theatre should be brilliant!

Prongs keeps abandoning me for "baseball" so I went to a theatre thing with Moony. Casting for the new show should be up later tonight.

Blonde haired girl! I miss her...!!! Ok, I'm done. Time to move onto my next mission! There are still more women in the sea, and it definitely adds to the appeal of muggle girls that they can't hex me if they get angry.

-Padfoot

Padfoot and Moony...

2007-09-30T13:02:00.000-07:00

I have a theory that Padfoot and Moony are torturing me about being venison because they have finally lost interest in all other things...Maybe if I find them new girls to chase they'll stop....?? *sigh*

Raise you hand if you feel like exams in the muggle world are harder than exams in the wizarding world. *Padfoot, Moony and Prongs all raise their hands* Good I didn't want to be the only one....The reason I ask is because I have 4 exams tomorrow and I'm not prepared for any of them! To bad I can't use my wand during class hours....

Just a thought...Pretty blond haired girl and Football player are very cute together....

Well I'm off to Baseball practice again....I'll post soon!

Prongs

These polls are ridiculous...

2007-09-29T13:07:00.000-07:00

How in the bloody hell is wormtail winning in this whole favorite marauders poll?? Shame on anyone who has voted for that traitor. Come to think of it... He doesn't even post on this blog! Atleast I am beating Prongs, *grins evily* but most people would like to eat him. Haha just messing with you mate*dodges the tinking hex*. *Sheepish grin* Nobody really wants to eat you mate calm down. Anyway judging from the polls, it looks like we have more fans than when we started. Keep on reading and please don't get corrupted by these two (though I'm farely sure thats to late).

-Moony

Pudding Minions, UNITE!

2007-09-26T18:31:00.001-07:00

Yay! Pudding minions have restored the order of the world! Pudding shall once again rule the universe and my plots for world domination... erm. You don't need to know that. Keep the votes comin' mates! We still have a few more days to choose the most popular Marauder!

-Padfoot

(Erm, ignore the world domination comment. Lets just say, if I told you, I would have to kill you.)

Betrayal, Of The Acutest Kind

2007-09-25T17:10:00.000-07:00

My own creations have betrayed me... Not only am I losing the most popular Marauder poll, but Pudding is losing the favorite food poll!!!!! What kind of monsters have we attracted to this blog with our dashing looks and charming personalities (not to mention our perfectly composed sense of humor and intelligence) !??!

Sigh. And another blow to my ego, I have lost pretty blonde haired girl. Oh well (I've been told that I recover insensitively quickly) there are enough fish in the sea to have one (or more) on each arm!

And to all of you who didn't vote that pudding was your favorite food, I scorn you!

-Padfoot

By the way, Prongs is way better at Guitar Hero than Moony is. No offense meant but... You both kind of suck. *runs and hides from the wrath of hexes*

I resent this...

2007-09-25T15:55:00.000-07:00

Whoes idea was this new poll? Moony? PADFOOT!!!! You are the worst!! C'mon can't you give me a break? Shame on all those people who are voting for venison! Padfoot I found my wand, and you are so going to get it!

On less annoying terms, *glares at Padfoot* us marauders are getting more and more popular aren't we? (By the way who changed all their votes to Wormtail??) I feel so loved! *Pretends to bask in the glow of love* Well fans keep it coming! We're loving it! Notice the silent pun.

Well its time for me to be off! I'll post soon!

Prongs

Flagstaff, The Final Frontier

2007-09-23T10:16:00.000-07:00

So maybe not the final, but certainly newer and frontier-ier than anything lately. My muggle family decided that we should take a jaunt up to see yon "Flag Staff". It was a three hour ride in this dinky non-flying car, With NO PUDDING! Then they suggest that we visit (as they call it) "The Holy Star Buck".

Now obviously, this Star Buck must be a magnificent god of sort, because we stopped at the gargantuan shrine called Star Buck's. (<----Blatantly unoriginal name if you ask me.) How many Star Buck Worshippers can gather in one place?!? I mean there are temples on every corner yet this one still manages to remain full! All of the loyal devotees gets into line to make there offering to the priests and priestesses in the temple and in exchange, are given the frothy drink that keeps you awake all day and night (most likely so they can do secret midnight rituals...) Some people it seems, even visit the shrine every morning to pay tribute. I must say that despite the ceremony and junk, this holy frothy drink tasted like chocolate and coffee to moi... Eh, Pudding is still better.
-Padfoot (Who is still a pudding worshipper)

ahem

2007-09-21T17:13:00.000-07:00

Well I think we all know who's going to win this poll. (No matter how much we don't want to admit it.) I'm currently in Padfoots messy room.

Well I haven't posted in a while have I? I'll tell you why. My very strict teachers have been loading me with homework for the past few days and I haven't been able to find any time to come on and post.

I see that Moony's actually posted for once! Lets all have a round of applause for Moony!! *Claps enthusiastically* Somehow Moony has found his way into drama club...I bet your asking, "Why isn't Padfoot in drama club?" I think its because Padfoot gets too easily distracted to pay attention to one thing at a time.

Well we're currently watching a very addicting show and it's on pause. (And I must say it's very frustrating.) Well I must go. I'll post as soon as mentally possible.

Prongs

The Ruler of the Polls

2007-09-18T21:50:00.000-07:00

I just had to take the time to bask in the spectacular warmth of domination. Do you see yon poll? Well that poll shows that 7 dedicated viewers have discovered the wonder that is Padfoot, and have chosen correctly in thinking that I am much cooler than you two! Woot Woot!

-Padfoot, the irrepressible

Its finally over.

2007-09-18T18:32:00.000-07:00

Ok, now that "post-like-a-pirate-week" is over, I have deemed it safe to post. Padfoot please do not make fun of how horrible I am at said Guitar Hero. Ask the game itself, I had a very good heartfelt attempt and you know it! Anyway, I have found this new type of water. It is amazing, this "Propel". It is very much like...hmmm, i don't think that there is anything to compare it to in the wizarding world...scary...

-Moony

Guitar Hero! and the End of Pirate-Posts

2007-09-18T07:11:00.000-07:00

Unfortunately, now that it is Tuesday, Pirate-Postiness is no more. And also on the downside, this means that I must share the Padfoot Power Hour with Prongs and Moony (who refused to post as long as it was post like a pirate week). But don't forget, International Talk Like a Pirate day is tomorrow!

On another topic, I once posted about the boring safeness of one "video game". Behold! Yon Guitar Hero! (No, it's not a bod picture...You have a bad brain...yeah...that's it.) Moony pretty much sucks and Prongs is too busy with "baseball" to come play with us, but I rock! Woot Woot!!! Anyway, Prongs and Moony have just come into my holy palace to fetch me for school =P.

-Padfoot

...Pirate talk is hard

2007-09-15T15:18:00.000-07:00

I be postin' today mate so don't say that I be slackin' on me duties. I'm sorry, but me learners have been firin' cannon balls of homework at me. I shall be gettin' back at them as soon as school be stared on Monday. My feet be hurtin' mightily after that damned tournament of baseball! Arrg talkin' like a pirate be hard for me so I shall be signing off now. (Sorry it was such a short post! Padfoot I know you'll be mad at me, but not all of us are as skillfully gifted at talking like a pirate as you are! Notice the subtle suck up)

Prongs

ARRR!

2007-09-15T11:17:00.000-07:00

Arr! Well it be seemin' that the lads, Moony an' Prongs, be slackin' in their duties for our blog. An' it also may seem that there be mutiny in my crew, what with Moony postin' in plain english an' all. Now don't forget yeh loyal admirers of us strappin' marauders that official "Talk Like A Pirate Day" be comin' up this Wednesday. So I want to be seein' all of you (especially you lassies *wink*) wearin' your plunderin' garb. Argh!

-El Capitan Padfoot

(By the way, make sure to check out the link to "Pastafarians" if you are 'not religiously inclined'. You'll be amused.)

Padfoot Thinks...

2007-09-10T20:21:00.000-07:00

I think that the only way to do it is combined. Woah, This serious blogginess has left Padfoot...dare we say it...thinking? This must cease!

The magnificent Padfoot declares the rest of the week "Post Like A Pirate Week" to break up the monotony of boringness! So ye had best be postin' like a pirate now lads and lassies, including ye who be commentin' on the blog. Arr! Time to plunder me some pudding from the galley. Enjoy, gents.

-Padfoot (The Pudding Pirate)

hmmm...

2007-09-10T19:42:00.000-07:00

Hmmm...I like that Prongs is finally indebted to me. Actually I am in favor for the the streaking through the campus one but I also like the paint and feather idea(and yes those ideas are both from Padfoot). Hmmm... the possibilities...

-Moony

Thanks

2007-09-09T19:51:00.000-07:00

Thanks Padfoot. I know it was sort of getting annoying for both you and Moony, too. I'm sorry I caused all that. I feel really horrible for it. I brought you guys into something that shouldn't have even started in the first place.

I'm officially in both of your debts for putting up with it! I'll do anything so that I can make that up to you!

Prongs

Enough!

2007-09-09T18:52:00.000-07:00

The great dictator of muggles, Padfoot, declares an end to this uber-boring hate fest. As much as I love havoc, this is just going overboard. No one comes onto a Marauders blog looking for boring feuds! Fun talk is much preferred. So from now until I am dethroned (which shall be never) this Fan vs. Prongs battle is ended in a draw.

To lighten the mood and give you all an idol picture to worship, here is me in grim form. Aren't I adorable?

-Padfoot (who is soo winning the popularity poll! Wootwoot!)

This is for the person who obviously can't take a joke...

2007-09-08T22:09:00.000-07:00

*Teary eyed* Moony I didn't know you cared so much! (My suggestion still stands) But since it's bothering this Connor character I shall no longer refer to the football player as anything, unless somebody else posts about him before me. (But if that makes him happy I'm probably going to take that back...) *Grins evilly at Connor* Hope you enjoy those gummy bears!

"On my way to where the air is sweet. Can you tell me how to get, how to get to Sesame Street?"

Mwuahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

OK I'm done. But Moony, make sure those gummy bears last extra long for our little fan...*smiles innocently*

Prongs

I'm not so sure about this "Connor" character

2007-09-08T21:53:00.000-07:00

Personally I'm not so sure about this Connor character. Maybe its because he seems like a pompous moron, maybe its because hes a Padfoot fan(they always creeped me out for some reason), or maybe its because hes insulting my best mate(GRRRR). Though I fairly sure its a combination of all three. So lets deduce this shall we... hes a pompous moron who is a majorly scary Padfoot fan and who's picking on my best mate. Hey Padfoot I'm sorry but I'm gonna have to hex your friend

(Padfoot:*excitedly* MAKE HIM TINK!!!)
(Prongs:*darkly* Enchant gummy bears to sing "Mr.Rogers Neighborhood" or "Sesame Street" *Sunny Days, sweeping the clouds away...* On second thought, make it Sesame Street!)

-Moony

Blog Wars

2007-09-08T00:00:00.001-07:00

A. What the hell is a pudding minion?

B. Why was I one?

C. Why would I want to be one?

D. Yeah the new name is sooooo much better.

E. The pretty blonde-haired girl is going to murder you

F. What loyal fans?

------------------------------------------------
Our loyal fan, who you may have seen posting comments now and then, has decided to start a blog war with us magnificent ones here on the "Padfoot and Prongs Show" (sorry Moon). So in due response:

A pudding minion is part of my elite army of pudding worshippers.
You are one because I say so.
You want to be one because...well who wouldn't want to be one!?!
All of our loyal fans who read this blog and fawn over us at school a.k.a. EVERYONE!!!

-Padfoot

I shall call him...

2007-09-07T21:21:00.000-07:00

Connor you are no longer a pudding minion! (Padfoot you shouldn't have put someone like this silly non-informed idiot into our growing army! You now will to hide from me in the morning for I will be carrying a newspaper with me frequently.)

Well I have a new name for this football player. (Please don't kill me pretty blond haired girl!) He shall now be called dancing prancing football boy! Mwahahaha! *sigh* My loyal fans. (Girls I mean) I have found a potential! Padfoot, Moony I bet your happy about that now you have something to tease me about now!

Prongs

This Wonder Called Mall

2007-09-06T15:56:00.001-07:00

Remember this sacred teenage hangout that these muggles call "mall". Well I have been to said mall and have conquered! No longer will this be our next target, but it shall be made into a Padfoot Shrine! See the mystical lighted sign? The zany coloring? The word CANDY!?! Yes, it must have been built for me.

<---The all-holy Yummy! Almost all gone T_T...

This mysterious "Gelato". Mine is the chocolate! ------->

-Padfoot

....you 2 are insane

2007-09-05T18:48:00.000-07:00

Just because I haven't posted in a while doesn't mean that I'm never going to post ever. I've been busy, deal with it. Its hard enough having you two jump all over me at school whenever I see you but serioualy... give me a break!! And no you cannot make a qoute, "Padfoot and Prongs Show", you would corrupt way to many people with your thoughts(which i don't really understand myself). But other than that, GIVE ME A BREAK YOU TWO GITS!!!

-Moony

scary....

2007-09-02T19:17:00.000-07:00

...I found out that oafish football player now reads this thanks to Padfoot (have I mentioned that I hate you?) And now he's out for blood...(Okay maybe not blood, but definitely for a few broken bones...Where's Madam Pomfrey when you need her??) So I have decided that he will now be refered to as just "strange football player"

That "football" game was fun! We cause so much havoc throwing water bottles at the people below us. :) Yeah it was great! I think that they copied Quidditch when they made that game. Its an awful lot like it....

Hey mates we need to see this new movie called "Super Bad" I heard that it was hilarious!

Prongs

The Yummy and The Almost-Quidditch

2007-09-01T12:04:00.000-07:00

The Yummy: a muggle substance made of gummy and sour, made into the shape of a worm. This strange new matter can be found at the infamous "Fuzziwigs" in the "mall". It kinda creeps me out though 'cause the worms don't move, or spew guts or anything.. The silent sniper type I assume. Maybe they turn giant when you're sleeping and try to eat your brains...

The Almost-Quidditch: You know the pictures that Prongs put on a few post back, and there was this one of the thing that looked a little like a Quidditch goal? Turns out that it is for the American sport, "Football". What a weird name. They don't even use their feet, so why foot ball...Unless the ball is made of a giant's foot skin or something. Wicked... Anyway, I guess it kinda is like Quidditch. There's this one guy who must be like the Seeker, and he's trying to get the "quarter". Then there are all these people passing the ball around, they're kinda like Chasers. Then there are the guys trying to tackle them, they must be the Beaters. And a few times, a Chaser would throw the ball and it would be caught by someone of the other team who must be like the Keeper. It's really weird and they don't serve pudding at the concession stand T_T. Everyone gets really excited over it though and it was fun to jump around wearing war paint and yelling! For once I wasn't the only crazy one in the stands! Yay for High School!!

-Padfoot

Down with Polls!!

2007-08-30T15:53:00.000-07:00

Once again, I haven't been kissing anybody! It was just a cold. Ask Padfoot, he believes me. So...school is good, I'm currently failing photography. And everybody has been asking how you fail photography. The answer is, you don't turn in the major visual projects. *sigh* I'm making it up tomorrow though.

Padfoot I think these polls are bogus! How can I be tied with you?! And how can Moony be winning!! It's just not possible!

My muggle mom said that I was a natural baseball player and had me try out for a few teams. My new teams official practice is tonight and I have to say I'm kind of nervous. They're really competitive! Not that Quidditch wasn't competitive its just that this takes a little bit more energy than Quidditch did because you have to run, slide, hit, throw, dive, tag, steal, and avoid balls to the head. (don't say anything, either of you!) I know what you were thinking when I said that...

Prongs

Living in the land of the beautiful...

2007-08-27T19:42:00.000-07:00

Living in the land of the beautiful is kinda hard to say the least. The beautiful people tend to get everything that they want with just their looks alone. Padfoot included. I think I've lost count on how many girls I've seen take advantage of their looks. Its quite devious actually. Come to think of it the girls in the muggle realm are extremely attuned to their devious side.

I gotta say even pretty brown haired girl has her moments. She can be very manipulative at times...its really, really scary. I must say I've fallen for it a couple times myself. Shes just so cute...

And on other news prongs' mono has spread. There had to be at least 10 people gone today!! Really mate who HAVE you been kissing??!!

-Moony

Evil teachers...

2007-08-26T20:32:00.000-07:00

I think some of these teachers come straight from the ministry of magic. They're just really good at hiding it. I could swear that my math teacher made a cup of coffee come out of thin air....*sigh* oh well I can't do anything about it.

My English teacher is having us write personal narratives. You know? Like a past experience that made an impact on me. This is going to be hard considering that if I write about going to the Quidditch Cup I'm pretty sure that these muggles will throw me into what they call a 'mental institution' and that wouldn't be very good...*nervous laugh*

Well maybe I can think of something creative like "over the summer I came to the muggle world to cause havoc, but every time me and my best mate tried we were stopped by an annoying wherewolf." Oh wait that acutally happened...*smiles innocently at Moony*

Hey Padfoot you can't get by on looks alone in the muggle world. (Though you seem to be doing just that...) But please try and learn the muggle terms. It will draw less attention to you. And I know you love the attention, but you really need to lose some of that ego. (Poor cute blonde haired girl. Padfoot is falling just short of stalking now...) I think that oafish football player is getting kind of angery...

Prongs

Pshah!

2007-08-26T14:17:00.001-07:00

Why must I know these muggle terms? My dashing good looks already draw people (of the female persuasion) to me! And I could have sworn that you called it a chimera.

So yesterday we went to the movies. I had seen a movie before but this was odd. No one was watching. People kept talking and stuff. Why pay 9 IOU's to not watch!?! Candy is good though. I didn't buy my own but stole some of Prong's Sour Punch Straws. They taste yummy! But they don't actually punch like I hoped they would...

Tooo much homework... I had 2 essays and math work. And Moony said that this school would be easier than Hogwarts! Pah! Today I go to cause havoc at the "Mall". I shall return triumphant! (Or at least with some gummy worms or something.)

-Padfoot

It's not called a 'Chimera' it's called a Camera

2007-08-24T19:49:00.000-07:00

Padfoot if we're gonna live in the normal muggle world we kind of have to actually know the terms that they use...Here are the pictures

(picture bye the auditorium)

(This is the amphitheatre)

(haha, cute blond hair girl walked into the picture)

(another one of these odd sports that these muggles play...)

(These are their substitute brooms)

(These are called 'portables')

(Wow I take good pictures!)

(Is it just me or does this look kinda like a quiditch pitch??)

Well that's it for now. I'll try to take more, but I'm pretty sure that you get the gist of things at this school.

Chimera

2007-08-24T19:41:00.000-07:00

We took Prongs new 'Chimera' and took pictures of our new school. The 'campus' is almost as big as Hogwarts' grounds and you have to walk from end to the other in 5 minutes. Hehe, cute blonde hair girl got into one of the pictures =D.

Check out the new songs! Prongs says that Hard to be Humble is definatley my song. What can I say, when you're as amazing as I am it truly is hard. sigh. And yes, Prongs should be a reindeer (maybe without the running over Grandma though ((unless it's Grandma Black)) ) Halloween is coming up, woot! Candy and Parties!

-Padfoot

...how many times do I have to tell you? I AM NOT A REINDEER!!

2007-08-22T09:48:00.000-07:00

...This could be dangerous...Padfoots Power Hour is probably going to be used to corrupt the poor children of this world....Hey Padfoot, how come Moony has the cool song? Yours is funny, and mine is just plain insulting...

Moony, sorry to disappoint you mate *pats on back* the Internet doesn't know everything. But aren't you glad I put you in palates now? You get to spend more time with the pretty brown haired girl. This chase is getting more interesting, so when you catch her are you going to bite her? *evil grin* Awoooooo!

You know Padfoot you actually have pretty good taste in muggle music. To be honest that horrible wizard rock that you always listened to at Hogwarts was really obnoxious...though I have to say it was fun enchanting those gummy bears to follow snape around singing those obnoxious songs...*sigh* good times!

Learning a new language is hard!! I'm learning Spanish and instead of putting me in the beginning class they have me in the intermediate class...I'm so behind its pathetic...

So Padfoot have you made a move on that blond haired girl yet? Because she seems really fond of this offish looking football player. And to tell you the truth he looks a lot stronger than you. I did some research on him and it turns out that he's also a really good student too (scary!)

Prongs

("We are the pirates who don't do anything!")

Muggle Music

2007-08-22T06:21:00.000-07:00

It may not be as good as the WWN but this muggle music can be cool! So now you get to see Padfoot's fun taste in music. I usually like more rock but couldn't think of much off the top of my head. You may have noticed the three... interesting songs after Highway to Hell... Well, there are limited choices when it comes to animal songs (and no songs about stags, sorry mate, so now your a reindeer like we always told you!). The other songs are just cool!

Enjoy, your mind is now being drained by Padfoot's Power Hour!

-Padfoot

("AWOOOO! Werewolves of London!")

Haha...

2007-08-21T20:01:00.000-07:00

How come I miss all of the funny moments with the girl Padfoots chasing??? Damn and i'm sure your face was hilarious mate!! Hey Prongs I looked it up, you really do have all of the symptoms of mono...who have you been kissing my friend? And by the way....HOW MUCH OF A GIT CAN YOU BEE WHEN YOU PUT ME IN PILATES??? *Deep calming breath* its ok...turns out that cute brown haired girl has it with me next semester. That'll be interesting *grins*.

Moony

I DO NOT HAVE MONO!!

2007-08-20T11:09:00.000-07:00

Would you 2 please stop telling people that I have mono. Its going to ruin my reputation as the cool new British guy...*looks at Padfoot* don't say anything Padfoot! (Your just jealous that I get to stay home)

But, yes I am sick. No, it is not mono, it's an extremely bad cold. I have the typical symptoms. Sore throat, cough, head ache, and slight fever. No, I have not been kissing anybody and if I had I would have made sure that they didn't have any deceases from the past or present, because I'm not like Padfoot.

I have some interesting news about our little furry friend by the way. (I mean Padfoot.) He hasn't actually acted like the usual man whore that he did at Hogwarts! And I must say that it's quite interesting to watch him chase after that nice blond girl. *laughs loudly* You should have seen him! He ran into a wall while he was trying to get her attention! Our little Moony is getting lucky. The lovely brown haired girl seems to have taken an interest in him *wiggles eyebrows at Moony*

No Padfoot I don't like the lovely brown haired girls twin! (Though I must say she is quite interesting. Smart, pretty, athletic...) I'm taking my time in actually trying out a relationship for once.

*sigh* I'm gonna go eat...

Prongs

(By the way the Potter puppet pals are hilarious!!)

Homework= Mass Pranking

2007-08-19T15:46:00.000-07:00

My teachers are dark wizards in disguise! Actually, I heard someone say that my english teacher was a witch....or was it a *cough* nevermind. Anyway... my evil teachers are giving me homework over the weekends, and since Prongs is sick we can't get "extensive tutoring" together from Moony. And we're all in different classes anyway! The evil wizards did this on purpose...

Haha, Moony forgot to mention what Prongs "sickness" is. He has mono (well, at least that's what I'm telling everyone). Only a week with the muggles and he already has the kissing disease (Evans will be soo disappointed...*cackle*) So who is it Prongs? Moony's girl's twin sister perhaps? *winkwink*

Hmmm, I'm bored... pudding time!

-Padfoot

(Oh, and to anyone who would be interested, check out this site. It makes us look rather mature. www.Potterpuppetpals.com )

I feel all fuzzy inside

2007-08-18T18:24:00.000-07:00

Muggle school is amazing!!! Not nearly as hard as hogwarts was, at least not for me anyway. But other than that, pretty brown haired girl (not gonna say her name cause apparently lots of bad things happen to girls on the internet) and me have gotten to know each other and, if I'm not mistaken, she has been flirting much more with me than with any other guy so far. And you two gits better not do that "AWOOOOOOOO!!!" thing anymore when I'm talking to her or I'm gonna kill you. Prongs...WHY IN THE BLOODY HELL DID YOU PUT ME IN PILATES!!!???? Your so dead when i get my hands on you...

been a while...

2007-08-17T20:52:00.000-07:00

Hey sorry its been so long since I posted, these teachers are merciless when it comes to homework...(they'd better beware). I have some advice to give to all you people that are going to start high school. When your in your first couple days of school watch the other students as they get into trouble and get praised. Find out where their line is and as soon as you know where it is, walk right up to it and stand on it. DON'T pass it. DON'T stand 10 feet behind it. STAY on the line!

Well Padfoot and Moony, you guys should know not to trust me with you schedules by now. *evil grin* Especially when you wrote them in perfectly erasable pencil.

I think I'm getting sick....Can you guys believe it! I never get sick! These muggles pass on deceases like no other!!! These muggle girls are very pretty also....

Prongs

Muggle School

2007-08-13T22:04:00.000-07:00

So this muggle school is...interesting. Except why the hell am I signed up for pilates and dance!?!? You two have something to do with this...

Animal Science scares me guys, they talk about dogs getting heart worms and rabies (which I try to spread to you guys constantly without success). Can you get doggy diseases if your only part dog? So scary Moony...so scary...

Oh! Cute Blonde haired girl is in a few of my classes! Awooooo! And I found out her name! We have Math (Blah! The teacher must be pranked for giving out homework) , French (I know it I just have to dig it back out...), and English (Need I say more?). Anyway, I'll try to get a picture of the school with my tell cone and post it on our trusty blog (even though all of those people will get tired not being able to move...YAY!)

One of the teachers bothered to ask me what I like to be called, she seemed to think I was conceited when I told her "Oh, Magnificent One." Just wait until she meets Prongs, then she won't think that I'm so big headed.

-Padfoot

wall???

2007-08-12T16:39:00.000-07:00

Hey prongs where is said wall that you were talking about?? Not that I want to spy or anything.....but i want to see...how shes doing! Thats right i wanna see how shes doing!! By the way padfoot, i hear the blond haired girl is a big reader to (Oh and whoever is voting on the polls thank you for thinking logically). Guess what mates!! At orientation i saw her again, *grins widely* we have math together in the morning, so i get to have the chance to get to know her!! And contrary to what you two gits think i'm not going to chase her. If she likes me she likes me, if not then....I'm not gonna chase her. I have more dignity than prongs.

Moony

Go For It Moony!!

2007-08-12T16:08:00.000-07:00

YAY for Moony! I'm so proud of you! *pretends to wipe tear* Padfoot, our shy little wolf is growing up!

Padfoot I found out something about said brown haired girl yesterday. I was walking on the wall, (it's one of my shortcuts to go and meet you two) and I just happened to look over into her yard and she was sitting by her pool READING!! Yeah that's right, I said reading! Remind you of anyone? *wiggles eyebrows at Moony* (NO I was not spying! I just happened to look over, and when I saw her reading I was so shocked that I fell off the wall! That's why I was late yesterday...) I'm with Padfoot on this one. It's gonna be an interesting chase to watch.

*sigh* It's to bad we don't have any classes together, but then again it might be good to get away from you two. At least the muggles won't try to kill me! *glares at Padfoot* That flaming hairspray trick wasn't the nicest thing you've ever done Padfoot...And don't say "but I needed to test it on somebody!" or give me that puppy-dog face of yours when you say it. Why do you think we have Moony? *looks at Moony* (Sorry mate! Why do you think we took you along on this one?) *dodges a book thrown at head*

Prongs

Down with Polls!

2007-08-12T15:18:00.001-07:00

How can I be losing!?!? I'm the always amazing Padfoot, I should be worshipped! This poll is a monstrosity, which one of us made this?!?! Oh...Wait, I did... But come on, Moony is winning?!?

Sigh, anyway what makes Moony think that he can win said brown haired girl over? He's not so spectacular (no offense mate). All he does is sit and read, and tell us how stupid my plans are (but he goes along with them anyway...). Well, at least the chase will be interesting to watch! Awoooo!

School starts tomorrow... The only good part is that there will be new "friends" to torture (beware teachers who give homework on the first day!). Eh, maybe I'll have a class with the cute blonde girl *winkwink*.

And yes Prongs, I am insane, family inbreeding does that to you (at least it didn't add a 3rd arm to my dashing good looks!) Yay for being out of your head!!!

-Padfoot

Wait a sec...

2007-08-11T12:06:00.000-07:00

Wait hold on a second prongs...a few posts back did you mean the pretty brown eyed girl that was walking over to padfoots blond haired girls house?? The one padfoot said, in his words, "hey mates,check out the hottie over there!", girl???? I've talked to her once. *Excited* She goes to our school you know!! The only problem is that she seems quite popular with a few of the guys at our school *glares at wall*. Shes way to smart for them! She might be absolutely gorgeous, but being blessed with brains to...hmmm...she deserves much better than those boys who only notice her looks. Maybe I'll give it a shot...?

Moony

...I don't know if I should be scared or not...

2007-08-10T06:54:00.000-07:00

...I'm a bit ...uh...well...wow...I guess I shouldn't be surprised....its not the first time Padfoot has left me speechless after all...but still...HOW THE HELL DID YOU COME UP WITH THAT IDEA?!!!! I HAVE SOME DIGNITY YOU KNOW!!!! Moony, please hurt Padfoot, your stronger than me and Padfoot, so you could do some damage. Oh and orientation is later so don't forget you dumb dog! I don't care if I'm in your dept, as long as you don't make me do anything too stupid or dangerous. But I really can't expect you to not have any stupid or dangerous ideas though....

Prongs goal for the year- To keep Padfoot in line but still pull pranks and cause enough destruction to make an impact

Prongs

It Burns!

2007-08-09T23:31:00.000-07:00

You would dare to mar my bachelor existence? (But I have seen said girl and she is just my type...) NO! Padfoot bows to no one! I shall remain an irrepressible, single, object of women's fantasies at least for now. And I do have plans, Moony. It involves explosives, hairspray and wet paint at orientation *hehehe*. And with Prongs in my debt I can order him to run through the chaos tar-and-feathered, naked scaring the innocents... Wait, I would be scared too, scratch that.

Padfoot's goal for this year- Cause as much destruction as muggle-ly possible.

-Padfoot

YAY!!

2007-08-09T12:44:00.000-07:00

Did you hear that Padfoot? We get to destroy a park!! And you have no idea how scary it is being in Padfoot's debt...And no I will not find someone else! I'm am completely and totally in love with Lily! Nobody could brake that bond!!! *glares at Padfoot* How could you think that?! Moony might find someone though. You too Padfoot, you need a girl to straighten you out *evil grin* don't worry I'll help you! There's a lovely blond not to far from where I'm staying, and believe me she seems like the perfect match for you. And for Moony...there's a girl that lives next door who seems like you type. But then again I'm not totally sure what your type is....But you guys should at least come over and I'll point them out for you! *innocent smile*

Prongs

Impossible...

2007-08-09T11:16:00.000-07:00

You two are way to damn determined to pull pranks, even when we're in muggle territory. You don't even have any decent plans set up yet do you?? Remember we have orientation tomorrow so try not to mess anything up at least for those two hours, after that I'll let you two go destroy a park or something. Now be good!

Moony

Damn Right

2007-08-08T18:59:00.000-07:00

Yes, Prongs is now in my debt! Dangerous prank you say? Sounds like my kind of gig.

On a darker and more sinister note, these muggles are twisted. I have discovered this torture known as "chores." Muggles make their children do labor, WITH NO MAGIC! My muggle family made me mow the lawn. Eck!

Ah, but this Muggle highschool should be intriguing. New friends aka new people to torture...Maybe even someone new for Prongs *winkwink* That would be a change.

-Padfoot

High School With The Marauders

Empty..

Oh you're telling me Padfoot.....

Boo You Prongs

Oh....My....God...

PADFOOT!!!!

April Fools!

My god this place has been empty.

Officially over sickness

I must say...

Relapse

Coming Soon to a Blog Near You...

Dead.

Oh my god... I just got that question

Things That Aren't Supposed To Be Funny...

Wow...

Oh please Padfoot...

Ok... Not Quite...

Padfoot is Dead

2nd post of the new year

New Years and Post #100

HAPPY NEW YEARS!!!!!!

New Years Eve

Holiday Stuff

We wrote this on our way to school!!!!

Christmas with Diablo....

Vacation at last.

Job Interview

Evil spanish dictionary!!!!

Evil sweater...BLEH!

Enchanted Pen of Doom!

Pencils, Causing Dual Personalities since Padfoot started using them...

2 1/2 weeks of school left

Thanksgiving!!!

Thanksgiving

HAPPY THANKSGIVING!

I'm Baaaaaaack!!!

*cough, cough, weeze*

The Butterfinger Battalion?

Prongs and Pictures

I'm not lazy...

Dead..

Haha..

Humpety Dumpety Had a Great Fall

Sorry...

Injured?!?!

I'm Ba-ack! **Dun Dun Duuuuun!**

Break!!!

Break...

October Break Strikes!

So tired...

I'm Back!

Transformers!

♪♫ We Are the Champions ♪♫

Padfoot and Moony...

These polls are ridiculous...

Pudding Minions, UNITE!

Betrayal, Of The Acutest Kind

I resent this...

Flagstaff, The Final Frontier

*ahem*

The Ruler of the Polls

Its finally over.

Guitar Hero! and the End of Pirate-Posts

...Pirate talk is hard

ARRR!

Padfoot Thinks...

hmmm...

Thanks

Enough!

This is for the person who obviously can't take a joke...

I'm not so sure about this "Connor" character

Blog Wars

I shall call him...

This Wonder Called Mall

....you 2 are insane

scary....

The Yummy and The Almost-Quidditch

Down with Polls!!

Living in the land of the beautiful...

cough, cough, weeze

I'm Ba-ack! Dun Dun Duuuuun!

ahem